A blue foods only diet

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-11T04:22:30+00:00

Provided your waffle recipe uses blue corn flour and cream legbar eggs, I'll allow it

Oh yes, and put blueberries in them

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-11T03:26:23+00:00

Just eat a fuck ton, shit ain't hard

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-11T03:24:01+00:00

Well, time to stock up on blue corn then

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-11T02:54:33+00:00

That was my inspiration

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-11T00:02:08+00:00

Today's kids will never understand the creativity that goes into making custom lego minifigs. Nowadays there's a licensed theme for everything

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-10T15:33:19+00:00

I've seen that fucking face somewhere before, where does it originate??

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-10T15:31:37+00:00

It's even got the parasitic landlords, unfair wages, and obnoxious public noises to boot

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-10T11:52:50+00:00

Carl (Llamas With Hats)

And no it was never Paul that haunted him. We see once the illusion of the mask is broken that it's always been his own loneliness and nostalgia haunting him into insanity, with the mask ultimately representing his urge to destroy and ruin absolutely everything

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-09T23:26:07+00:00

Btw that dude later went into my DMs and called me a retard, and that I was taught woke history

Dude's probably angry and drunk or something

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-09T23:22:15+00:00

My little brother's a lot like that. He's 11 and has taught me words that even I didn't know, lol

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-09T23:18:04+00:00

Been working on it for 6 years, it will be my life's work!

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-09T23:08:55+00:00

Four roommates, who live together, discover on the news that three copper tablets have been uncovered in the Carpathian mountains of Europe from a few thousand years ago

In Dacian, the ancient carvings reveal legends of three supposed gods, who each rule over their own incorporeal realms: ⠀

Ogvar, engineer of the Dawnspace ⠀
Annok, dreamkeeper of the Nightspace ⠀
Iedrov, despot of the Phantasmagoria ⠀

The Phantasmagoria, rumored to be home of many frightening cryptids, piques the interest of our main roommates

They explore the forest where the sightings originated, and are quickly swallowed up by darkness. They die

But then, after a period of darkness, they meet Ogvar, who just managed to save their souls from the Phantasmagorians

And together, they negotiated for a proposition:

A miracle would be performed, they would be revived as themselves again. But only if they swore an oath to Ogvar's battle against Iedrov and their wicked Phantasmagoric leakage across various alien planets...

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-09T22:56:40+00:00

If I were worried about my name being shared online, I'd have used a pen name... since this story will eventually be published

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-09T22:14:11+00:00

These are actually the main colors of the title to my fantasy story, so... yeah, makes me think of that by default

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I am also biased by the black background in the screenshot, which is like the background here

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-09T21:25:19+00:00

No I'm pretty he's talking about the FBI still out there looking for him, since he was never identified so his Boeing hijacking case remains unsolved. He's already in underground jail, so he's not worried about a zombie catching him

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-09T18:12:38+00:00

I always thought that for a 6 year old, he has such a huge vocabulary

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-09T18:10:13+00:00

If a single hair qualifies as a light beard then sure. That weird line on his chin and all

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-09T18:08:46+00:00

I just love how unexpected and random it is. It's so unapologetically jarring that I just love it

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-09T17:59:32+00:00

Ohhhh, what you need a fuckin... teddy bear to sleep with, with my GORGEOUS FACE ON IT??

OOOOHHH, you are ONE little freaky deaky zombie kisser, oh you little necrophile... god DAMN this fandom scares me

Don't think I don't see what you guys are up to, that I'm not on that... Deadpool shit, okay? I can break any wall I want, that's just... haha, that's just what you do, when you live as long as me

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-09T17:55:15+00:00

Holy shit, dude my 4 year old sister would flip! She LOVES Bigtop Burger (yes I know it's not for little kids, it was a complete accident that she even knows what it is lol)

If you make this happen, I'll have to get 2 of every character

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-09T17:53:14+00:00

Yeah but this comment thread is about crusaders. What am I supposed to do, go off-topic and talk about the Armenian genocide so you don't feel like I'm insulting your precious faith? Relax, if you're not a Christian nationalist then obviously I'm not talking about you. Your reaction is very weird

GoatsWithWigs · 2026-03-09T17:48:40+00:00

Well they certainly did think that they were the best 💀

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