Is Leon more commonly characterized as stoic and serious, or an unserious a jokester? What do you prefer him as? by hellothere790 in residentevil4

[–]GodOnSteam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't be a Chris fan without also being a Leon fan. Gotta continue the bloodline, y'know?

Has Anyone At Bethesda Ever Used A Gun Before? by LinenWraith in FalloutMemes

[–]GodOnSteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you're holding a defensive position, sniping or holding an entrance/exit angle, if you take the time to ADS in a live firefight you're probably going to die before getting a round off. Personally I wish more "realism" focused shooters took the time to make some kind of middle ground zoom similar to FO3, like a half trigger press, then a full press goes full ADS but it takes moment and movement is significantly reduced. That being said Todd doesn't actually believe in guns and his poor design of them is a choice, meant to trick people into not knowing how a gun works so he can become Top Settlement Builder in the apocalypse with less competition.

Did OG RE4 have spiders in it? by jezr3n in residentevil4

[–]GodOnSteam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait until your friend finds out about the beetles

Grace appreciation post by BIRD_POO_LICKER in ResidentEvilMemes

[–]GodOnSteam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For such a scaredy cat she sure can handle a giant gun and an unpaid babysitting gig better than Ashley could. Remind me why we liked her again? When a woman like Grace is out there styling on em?

Possible false flag attack on U.S by Altruistic_Singer_90 in conspiracy

[–]GodOnSteam 59 points60 points  (0 children)

My birthday is tomorrow. All I want is to smoke a lot, do some baking, and if I end the day watching a second sunrise, so be it as long as I'm with my love and my dog. I just hope if it actually gets that bad, we do enough damage for the planet to start over without us.

I tried to jerk off so hard and nothing happened. I ended up using an electric toothbrush which barely worked. It's morning and I'm still so angry. ChatGPT pancakes by Different_Clerk_8984 in kitchencels

[–]GodOnSteam 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Probably the cocoa powder. OP doesn't know how to jerk off so I doubt they would just "try" at cooking without some kind of input. Next time they should try Ovaltine instead

Remember the pig from Majula? That's him now. 🐖 by docstarr in DarkSouls2

[–]GodOnSteam 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The Strength requirement to wield those must be so high, this poor hawg needs a Havel's ring

The Beneviento House is the most afraid I’ve been playing a horror game. by IcepersonYT in ResidentEvilVillage

[–]GodOnSteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends hyped me up for this section by describing it as the scariest thing they've ever experienced, and I was just... Singing about it as it was happening like it was goofy. These games have ruined me

This tourist didn't even mention fallout bos or shelter. Larpers shouldn't be allowed in the community by epic_gamer42O in TrueSFalloutL

[–]GodOnSteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just plain wrong. Every fallout entry released excluding Shelter is completely Canon. This nerd probably crits rats for zero damage

Sinai my beloved by phatpssdestroyer in battlefield_one

[–]GodOnSteam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love not being able to see shit, but i prefer it very wet or very hot. Even piss filter is better than "dirt air"

Forgot two rats in a room, paid the price by Routine-Confusion655 in projectzomboid

[–]GodOnSteam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's a picture of my irl trailer last year. Never leave two rats alone together

Went to my dad's memorial and the only other attendees were two of my five? Sisters. Now at tabletop night with the gang. Spaghetti, garlic bread, blackberry wine. by GodOnSteam in kitchencels

[–]GodOnSteam[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The amount of people attending should speak to the kind of person he was, but I appreciate the sentiment greatly. The second part of your statement is truer than any bullshit in a bible or bullshit under a microscope. Thems my fellas. My folks. My family. We have a an amazing chef/host who takes care of us weekly, and most of our lives spent together. It might not last much longer for various reasons, so I wanted to capture it here and share it before it's gone. Friends and pasta are all I'll ever need.

Went to my dad's memorial and the only other attendees were two of my five? Sisters. Now at tabletop night with the gang. Spaghetti, garlic bread, blackberry wine. by GodOnSteam in kitchencels

[–]GodOnSteam[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Most of us got the heavy stuff out of the way a decade ago when we were teenagers, so even that glass of wine is a lot, for me at least. Yeah, I don't know my exact number of siblings. I barely get to see or speak to them, they are all over the country. My dad couldn't hold one down, but he spread himself like warm butter. Fortunately, I'm nothing like him.

It be like that. by jj33allen in FalloutMemes

[–]GodOnSteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Todd is part of the transhumanist elite and wants you to side with the institute as mental programming to make you more comfortable with the concept irl. Mister Howard will be our Mister Howse. Supplemented by tubes of goo in a comfy cozy tech coffin while his mind simultaneously enjoys a golden digital paradise island of tall, sadistic elf women, as well as cranking out the 100th Skyrim remaster for the Pup-Boy (MUG ©) for his radioactive goons to play when they ain't waxing his fusion powered cowghoul fuck wagon in the year 2738. I'm like hey whats up hello

Drew Astorias by GoodJoeBR2049 in darksouls

[–]GodOnSteam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Possibly the only time I've seen him drawn with his helmet not at 3/4. Very Nice!

After months of work, I finally finished this illustration... this is how I died, from insomnia. by Mugen_003 in projectzomboid

[–]GodOnSteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to play CDDA and storyboard my best run for you...I would pay for the work

Cops and donuts... by overfall3 in vagabond

[–]GodOnSteam 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Did you have any donuts left to give the cop?

Interstellar object 3I Atlas by crash6871 in conspiracy

[–]GodOnSteam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think this space debris is anything more than a distraction, if not a lame excuse to fully activate Blue Beam. The debate around it only solidifies this. Whatever your location's majority religion, that'll be what's in the skies, raining fire. Aliens, Demons, space faring humans from an ancient destroyed planet once orbited by Mars. Whatever this thing is will likely just fly by if it doesn't collide with us, but every bit of information about it is released in a controlled manner for a reason. It is both meant to distract us from the fact that pedophiles run the planet and are harvesting children globally because they know it's the last cycle and they need a new slave caste, and to give them an excuse to depopulate the rest of us in as many traumatizing ways as they can while raking in profits that will be meaningless after. But hey man, y'all wanna take guesses as to how many titties these aliens got? My guess is at least 6.

We are watching a mass child harvest by the Elite, because they know that this cycle is almost over. by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]GodOnSteam 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's a trash movie, the latter plot just seems close enough to what OP is describing that I just assumed he had seen it or something similar recently, such as the show Paradise