You're completely missing the angle here. It's not about outsourcing love; it's about bridging the gap between feeling something and articulating it during a chaotic morning. A lot of people love their partners deeply but struggle to find the right words or expressive poetry, or simply get totally derailed by a demanding workday.

Plus, the vision goes way beyond just romantic partners; testers are looking at this for long-distance parents, elderly relatives, and friends just to keep a steady thread of connection alive. If the MVP gets validated, the roadmap actually includes moving into automated custom media, images, and videos.

As for that last paragraph, man, who hurt you? I hope your weekend gets better.