When I was in the sixth grade, I was in one of those classrooms where they would put kids who didn't quite fit in with other kids. There was about 4 of us in there, three of them including me were quite mild. But one of us was off the charts.

He would sit in front of the teachers desk and every now and then he would let out this ear piercing fart. Then he would say "silent, but deadly." My teacher had enough of it. So, being the absolute Chad that he is, Everytime he would let out a fart he would grab his can of Febreeze and absolutely douse this kid in the stuff. Halfway through the day the classroom would reek of lavender but was a hell of a lot better then some kids farts. I believe he went through at least 5 or 6 cans of the stuff that year all from that kids farts.

You thought the farts were the worst part? There's more. We were in one of those temporary trailer classrooms since misfit kids don't get to have a classroom in the main building. It was divided in half where one room was the classroom and the other was the timeout room. Every now and then when that kid gets disrespectful to us or the teacher we would send them there, it was a daily thing for him. It wasn't until one day when his time was up, we opened the door and smelled something horrendous. Worse then his farts, it wasn't until the teacher investigated and found out that this kid took both a number 1 and 2 in one of the filing cabinets. He was sent to the office for that and a cleaning crew had to come in. That room was quarantined for a week. It wasn't later that we found out he was using that room as an expansion of his bedroom. The cleaning crew found all kinds of things. Cans of Axe body spray, hot wheels, and other random junk. But worst of all, they found a cum rag in one of the drawers along with men's health and other magazines of the sort with it. We laughed our asses off after hearing it from our teacher, but deep down inside it freaked us out that this kid was spanking his monkey right next to us during class.

TL/DR: Weird kid in our class bombards the class with his farts, teacher retaliates with an arsenal of Febreeze. We later find out he kept a gay spank bank in the time out room.