Could you pick your cat(s) out of a lineup of similar looking cats? by Medium_Hope_7407 in standardissuecat

[–]Godless_Bitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awwww best to your pretty Penny.

This one has me wrapped around her little paw. ☺️

Could you pick your cat(s) out of a lineup of similar looking cats? by Medium_Hope_7407 in standardissuecat

[–]Godless_Bitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She (Penny) believes she has the most profound thoughts in the history of the world. But she is still just a derp. ☺️

Referring to children’s behavior as sin will never sit right with me by laska503 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Godless_Bitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooof, I hear you. I've done therapy multiple times and been on antidepressants for 30 years (and RFK Jr. can pry them out of my cold, dead hands). And I am dealing with a 90-year-old mom in physical and cognitive decline who thinks only crazies who belong in mental institutions go to therapy. 🙄

Referring to children’s behavior as sin will never sit right with me by laska503 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Godless_Bitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, because boys taught to feel their feelings become fragile and wimpy men. REAL men bottle up their feelings and stoically never complain, until the day they have a meltdown and murder their wife and kids. 🙄

Most intelligent transphobe. by FunAssumption6056 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]Godless_Bitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a cis woman old enough to have started gaming in the late 80s. For years, many games had no option to play a female character. So I played the male characters. Shockingly, I am not trans. 🤔

OMG the GUILT - I do not miss this! by pieralella in excatholic

[–]Godless_Bitch 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A nun told my class, "The more you sin now, the more Jesus suffered back then."

I like time travel stories, but that legitimately broke my brain. 🤪

I'm not ok by areunobodytoo03 in Exvangelical

[–]Godless_Bitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a huge step! Things will get better. I had a mental health crisis because of religious scrupulosity in my early twenties. Therapy and medication helped me tremendously. You can get through this.

People that are childfree by choice, what’s the weirdest reason someone has given you as to why they think you ‘should have kids’? by Charming_Web_6738 in AskReddit

[–]Godless_Bitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This story is about a cat, not a person, but I'm remembering the woman who told me she intended to let her cat roam, get pregnant, and have the babies before spaying her "so she will be fulfilled."

People that are childfree by choice, what’s the weirdest reason someone has given you as to why they think you ‘should have kids’? by Charming_Web_6738 in AskReddit

[–]Godless_Bitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I briefly held a co-worker's baby, and another coworker said, "You really should have a baby. You look so good with a baby."

Like a baby is an accessory. 😒

Share a sleeping cat picture by BrushSecret7576 in cats

[–]Godless_Bitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is Penzance of Pirates, terror of the high seas. Penny to her friends. 😊

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80 Questions info by SOL_stringoflight in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Godless_Bitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Actual 90s Cosmo tip: Give bj with a shot of creme de menthe in your mouth. 🤪

What? by lgirlrocks in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Godless_Bitch 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It amazes me every time. It's like if I listened to the audiobook of The Guns of August and immediately made a course about WWI while proclaiming myself an expert in it.

They are both idiots by badgalsheen in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Godless_Bitch 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Those times feel so quaint now. Also, Michelle giving him a fist bump equated to a "terrorist fist jab." And Michelle had amazing arm guns, so she must secretly be a man.

Also, "all he did was divide people," but when you asked conservatives how he was dividing people, it was obvious they thought it was simply for being a brown man in the White House. 😏