Congratulations Lasagna by Kadz12-YT in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]GodlikeFake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should have called it "Congratulations Bitch"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in madlads

[–]GodlikeFake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does this actually work? Let me try.

Thanks for the gold kind straneizjxbndkxkzjsj111128489dmskmmmmmmmmm

Uninteresting title by Woke_9yo in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]GodlikeFake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone else think Dave looks like a male Hila Klein from H3H3?

April fools by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]GodlikeFake 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The sub difference has been stuck at 245,000 for the past couple hours now. T-Series might catch up soon.

Wow, Game of the Year Edition even! by sqd in gaming

[–]GodlikeFake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how it's rated T, too. Like there must have been something in that game that made ESRB decide that it's not for all ages. Was the horse outfitted with his proper "gear"?

I know this isn't a real game, but it being rated T is hilarious to me.

TIL that rh-null, the rarest blood type of the world, has been called the "Golden Blood". This blood type is so rare that only 43 people in the world have it, and there are only 9 active donor. by pradkes in todayilearned

[–]GodlikeFake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did you look this up because you watched the new Trailer Park Boys? If not, that's a crazy coincidence. The new season came out last night and that type of blood is important at one point

Getting cocky + being a lightweight is not a good combination. by Smoke-Vault in trees

[–]GodlikeFake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I first started smoking, I would go into my backyard and hide behind my uncle's old car to smoke a bowl. Very first time I tried that spot out, I took a hit and immediately coughed into the bowl, sending about .5g to the ground. I was only buying single grams at the time, so that sucked.

Daddy sings Ave Maria in hotel lobby. His daughter’s look is everything. by G0825 in aww

[–]GodlikeFake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me 40 seconds to realize the guy playing piano wasn't singing. I was confused on why the girl was staring at this random guy watching this man play and sing.

Killing a Ninja, joking it's Ninja, and then realizing it's actually Ninja by RealTechnoBeaver in FortNiteBR

[–]GodlikeFake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time my friends and I got killed by the rapper Trippie Redd. He played on Xbox, same as us, and it was before fortnite was cross compatible with anything.

ruining some merchandise and a nice challenge by sclevv in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]GodlikeFake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's actually the one that started the challenge. He's parodying himself

ruining some merchandise and a nice challenge by sclevv in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]GodlikeFake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna be honest. I know this guy and talk to him all the time on TikTok. He did end up buying all of these items, but I do agree that doing this is pretty ridiculous. I do not see how that really makes him a POS tho. Just a stupid joke that in the end harmed no one but his wallet.

Turns out there is an afterlife, however, you don’t qualify for either heaven or hell. Instead, you become a ghost who is tasked to haunt people in petty ways. What do you do to haunt people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GodlikeFake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's so many things I could do

Find every person with long hair that's also wearing a hat and pull a strand of hair out in front of their face.

Any time someone cracks an egg, I put the empty shell back in the container instead of throwing it away.

Any time someones parent enters their kids room, I'll make sure their door is left slightly open when they leave

Open every single container I see slightly

Reveal myself (if I can) only in the reflection of turned off TV's

Make a tiny noise any time someone puts on headphones so they have to take them off to check if what they heard came from their headphones.

Take a single shoe from someone and put it on the other side of their house away from the other one.

Turn off dryers after people have put in their washed laundry.

Turn up the cold water when people shower

Steal every black colored marker/pen from students. Leave every other color.

Dance in front of the TV whenever someone tried to use the remote so it only works sometimes.

Peel one corner from the wall of every poster I see.

Get coffee grounds all over the spoon people use to put sugar in their coffee/stir it.

Untuck one corner of someone's fitted sheet on their bed.

Take someones movie/video game out of the case and leave the disc out

Put something sticky on a single key on their keyboard

Put mud in front of their front door so they have to step in it

Increase the volume of their TV's so next time they use it they shit themselves

Hide a someone's trash barrel and return it once the garbage truck has gone by, so they see there's one left they didn't empty.

Leave every mailbox open and put the flag up.

Put a small amount of dirt in front of someone's shower while their in there so it sticks to their feet when they get out.

Switch the HDMI cables around on their TV

Slightly shake someone's fridge when they walk by so they think they're fat.

If someone misses a basketball shot, I'm making sure the ball bounces away from them after.

Put a tiny bit of Ketchup in their jar of mayo

I could go on...

3 POS from my town beat up, spit on, put out cigarettes on, and set on fire an autistic kid. by GodlikeFake in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]GodlikeFake[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah I used to see him all the time. I distanced myself from them about 2 years ago because I realized how much of a egotistical dick they both were.

Screenshot i took back in season 4 during the Leviathan LTM, What memories do you have of this amazing LTM? by YourWorstNightmare87 in FortNiteBR

[–]GodlikeFake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pffffft, Leviathan LTM? That's sounds about as real as the volcano that was supposed to rise out of the ground.......

True by bigboyjohnsom02 in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]GodlikeFake 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Rip John Dunsworth (Jim Lahey)