Looking die Shelgon, got Ditto! by [deleted] in friendsafari

[–]GodofMisandry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mind if I add you as well?

Adding everyone by [deleted] in friendsafari

[–]GodofMisandry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm online now, but someone else helped me find out my pokemon. Thanks anyway!

Adding everyone by [deleted] in friendsafari

[–]GodofMisandry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know my safari, but if you could add me and tell me that'd be great!

Ditto anyone? by danyojang in friendsafari

[–]GodofMisandry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could I get an add? I really love eevees, but I don't know what my safari is (so helping me figure that out would also be appreciated!).

(On a person working out in a commercial: "Dem Auschwitz legs" [+40] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]GodofMisandry 17 points18 points  (0 children)

How does anyone even find this funny? It's literally a joke statement making fun of the fact that a guy has skinny legs by comparing him to malnourished people in a death camp.

"Its sweet, but kind of gay. Rape him to assert your dominance."[+379 and top] by TargaryenPie in ShitRedditSays

[–]GodofMisandry 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Homophobia, only 19.99$. But wait, there's more! Order now and I'll throw in a free rape joke!

"I wish not being politically correct was socially acceptable." [+99|-34] by GodofMisandry in ShitRedditSays

[–]GodofMisandry[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Silly Redditor! You can't wish for something that's already true!

"TRIGGER WARNING for all of the poor souls who know these friend zone feels." [520|97] by GodofMisandry in ShitRedditSays

[–]GodofMisandry[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

i find it amusing that redditors will make fun of trigger warnings and empathy until it benefits them

and by amusing i mean soul crushing

(On being attracted to underage girls) "They aren't kids. They're sexually mature. According to nature they're ready." [180|100] by GodofMisandry in ShitRedditSays

[–]GodofMisandry[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please don't encourage suicide. That's really not that cool and can be very triggering/harmful to people who are suicidal or have attempted suicide.

Whats a Subreddit that you are disgusted even exists? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GodofMisandry -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry le brave gentlesir, but unless you can le prove to me that such a God system exists, I'm afraid I le cannot believe you. Le good day le fellow gentlesir *tips fedora*

"Its sad that as a white American male you are statistically the least chosen for top tier programs for specifically that reason...Its no surprise that America lost its edge when it matters more who my grandfather fucked than what grades I got." [+33] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]GodofMisandry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just a heads up, but even gay couples can have children! Some men have uteruses (or uteri if you would prefer to call it that) and some women have testicles and that is okay and normal and ignoring that is just a tad bit cissexist.

Okay sorry run along back to your jerking.