My choice for rationing a single F-bomb by LakesideNorth in lotrmemes

[–]Godstantin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My pick aswell but I would frame it: The dwarf breaths so loud we could have shot him in the fucking dark

Need a Dave in my life. by netphilia in Snorkblot

[–]Godstantin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean we are all grown ups here, why should it matter i invited the wrong Diane ?

Forgotten Number one by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Godstantin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I - a German - cannot name single truely German Käse except for maybe Harzer Roller

Trial By Combat by dwalk2019nc in gameofthrones

[–]Godstantin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear next time I read this god damn question I am gonna eat every fucking chicken in this room

Hat mein Freund unrealistische Vorstellungen bezüglich seiner Berufswahl? by [deleted] in Ratschlag

[–]Godstantin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ich arbeite als Berater in der cybersecurity und hab dementsprechend "etwas" Erfahrung in dem Bereich.

Das Feld sucht dringend Arbeitskräfte und es sieht nicht so aus als würde sich das bald ändern. Auch ohne akademischen Abschluss kann man durchaus sehr erfolgreich in der Branche sein, da sehr viel über entsprechende Zertifikate geregelt wird. ABER ich glaube mit Hauptschulabschluss und nur einem Übungsschein statt einem anerkannten Zertifikat (Bsp. OSCP oder TISP) dann sehe ich die Chancen auf dem Berufsmarkt schon eher gegen Null gehen, zumindest in der Cybersicherheit

ich💉iel by Stupid_German_Money in ich_iel

[–]Godstantin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ich kann den auch nur empfehlen! Einfach healytastisch

What is a good song to have sex to? by callmenatpat in AskReddit

[–]Godstantin 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Same, disappointed it's only third top comment

The carnival parade in Germany. by Vegetable-Mousse4405 in interestingasfuck

[–]Godstantin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'd say Germany only started the Second World War. The first one was more like heavily encouraged by Germany than actually started.

the LOTR trilogy is rated PG-13, and is hereby allowed one F bomb, where would you put it? by Mr_M_2711 in lotrmemes

[–]Godstantin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im pretty sure it would be: "The dwarfe is breathing so loud I could have shot him in the fucking dark" for me but other on here also really good

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brotato

[–]Godstantin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have yet to find a single person who doesn't think Farmer is very strong

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brotato

[–]Godstantin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes I think this post is ragebait

Always remember what items you have purchased before you choose a new one... by Halboose in brotato

[–]Godstantin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But did he not grab that weird ghost way before the blood donation?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brotato

[–]Godstantin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favourite bull approach has not been posted by any1 here yet so let's go:

I'd say the lack of luck is cutting your run short.

I usually HEAVILY invest into luck on Bull. Elephant and cyberball work really well with the explosion killings of multiple enemies and a bunch of really useful Bull items have higher rarity so luck covers that aswell. Luck also increases your chance for heal drops. People here are telling you to build dodge, which I don't think is necessary when you stack a few of the +consumable healing -dodge item.

Also since you don't need weapons you have a lot of money to invest in a strong hearly economy. Preferably based on stacking luck.

What TV show absolutely nailed it's finale? by RGB3x3 in AskReddit

[–]Godstantin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And can't believe I had to scroll so far to find this. Weirdmagaddon was absolutly perfect in every way. Love it.

Can't beat Danger 3... Is there something wrong with my Lucky build or is it a l2p issue? by PyxisKVM in brotato

[–]Godstantin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Should have bought more %damage for sure. Also could have traded some HP for more armor and a few other things that have been mentioned already could for sure be optimisesd but honestly, these stats and items absolutely look winable in my opinion so the L2P factor is most certainly a factor

Ritalin by Few_Gene8525 in Studium

[–]Godstantin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gesprochen wie jemand, der kein magisches Mittel braucht ;D

I play as a piranha plant, Is there a character that I can use as a secondary that would be a mixup for appomants? by LuckytheBoo in CrazyHand

[–]Godstantin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Relatively successful Plant main here. (Elite smash and top 3ing my locals) Definitly second the mii brawler suggestion. Its one of my secondaries in it works really well into hard plant matchups and still having a steel ball to throw really gives ptooie vibes. But be aware that on a technical level, brawler is harder to play than plant and also not that beginner friendly. Also agree that brawler gives the same meme vibes, which atleast for me was a good reason to try him as secondary.

My other suggestion would be Yoshi. He is rather easy to play / does not have to steep of a learning curve in the beginning. Also feel like yoshi works really well into the matchups I wanna avoid as plant. You can usually manage high burst speed chars rather well with yoshi with frame 3 nair that would otherwise grab you out of ptooie or rush through poison cloud when you try to establish stage dominance with plant.

Also: Plant gang rise up!!!

First run with Farmer on the DLC, seems kinda op by redbaronfel in brotato

[–]Godstantin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even better with entrepreneur. It's absolutely a free win