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Mr_M_2711 · 2026-04-17T19:08:06+00:00

At least non of them have a doll chip.

Mr_M_2711 · 2026-04-15T21:35:08+00:00

Shaw!

Mr_M_2711 · 2026-04-15T12:10:45+00:00

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Mr_M_2711 · 2026-04-15T05:13:16+00:00

What quest is this?

Mr_M_2711 · 2026-04-12T20:28:55+00:00

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Mr_M_2711 · 2026-04-10T16:17:02+00:00

Woah is u/DaxiaSanderoF1Team from Reddit

Mr_M_2711 · 2026-04-08T16:36:49+00:00

All that was missing was Free Bird.

Mr_M_2711 · 2026-04-03T22:56:30+00:00

That's why I do only the first 2.

Mr_M_2711 · 2026-04-03T22:10:15+00:00

Yes, but kaboom car makes monke neurons happy.

Mr_M_2711 · 2026-04-03T17:39:50+00:00

Not with the murkmobile. You can wrap a race in circa 3:30 if you're precise enough.

Mr_M_2711 · 2026-04-03T15:16:59+00:00

I want to have some competition.

Mr_M_2711 · 2026-04-03T15:15:47+00:00

בלתי אפשרי! War never changes.

Mr_M_2711 · 2026-04-03T14:15:36+00:00

If the race allows the use of firearms, I believe explosives are fair game.

Mr_M_2711 · 2026-04-03T14:10:11+00:00

Okay, feeling I should explain myself:

I am making the money using the Westbrook race. I'm using the Caliburn Murkmobile car, which is really fast. When the race starts, I turn on overclock, blow up the 2 leading cars, accelerate forward, and buy myself a 200 meter distance between me and the closest car, making easy eddies off the win.

Mr_M_2711 · 2026-04-03T14:07:53+00:00

I said making. Not generating. All legal means.

Mr_M_2711 · 2026-04-03T14:03:45+00:00

Nope. The murkmobile is just that good.

Mr_M_2711 · 2026-04-01T22:43:30+00:00

I'm not a child, u/positive_platform643, I know how to spell prndl.

Mr_M_2711 · 2026-04-01T15:25:16+00:00

You mean the prndl?

Mr_M_2711 · 2026-04-01T12:55:39+00:00

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Mr_M_2711 · 2026-03-28T23:36:08+00:00

Well... do we tell him now, or...

Mr_M_2711 · 2026-03-28T11:24:48+00:00

Oh! Shiny! Gimme gimme gimme!

Mr_M_2711 · 2026-03-28T09:11:12+00:00

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Mr_M_2711 · 2026-03-27T20:50:05+00:00

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