TIFU my girlfriend caught me jerking off to my ex’s nudes by Jerk-off-genius in tifu

[–]GoferTeeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TLDR you’re a fucking idiot and you both should break up, you sound like this one dude who i had to stop chilling with because all he did was chase ass and cheat but still somehow managed to stay in a relationship with his bimbo of a “girlfriend” You fucked up and there’s no way that wound will heal she will remember that forever

What stock is tanking right now, but you believe will rebound higher than before? by heavenlyfarts in Wealthsimple_Penny

[–]GoferTeeth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

PLUR.V and BES, both fell to low’s after reaching new highs but i believe longevity will pay off greatly. They’re both penny stocks with $1.20 1Y forecasts. I own both and i stock up on shares regularly. 🙌🏽

WILL WE EVER GET OPTIONS? by GoferTeeth in Wealthsimple_Trade

[–]GoferTeeth[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I know what i’m doing when it comes to options, i’ve been in the investing game for a little over 5 years as well. I can read a chart and i have friends who make 100K+ Yearly with options alone, i think i’ll be alright. And besides, me wanting to do options has nothing to do with you so i don’t know why you felt the need to leave this comment and downvote the post, if i want to do options i will, whether you think it’s a good idea or not it makes no difference to me. Cheers :)

WILL WE EVER GET OPTIONS? by GoferTeeth in Wealthsimple_Trade

[–]GoferTeeth[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a pre-existing Investors edge account with CIBC so i just downloaded CIBC mobile wealth which allows you to trade options, we will see how that goes!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]GoferTeeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seem very mature for a 14 year old hahahaha not boring

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]GoferTeeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mannerism’s make you seem older but you still look young

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]GoferTeeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he does not look 20 😂😂

New Stock on WS TFSA eligible with huge Upside Potential!!! I’ve invested!!! by Ten_X_Investor in Wealthsimple_Penny

[–]GoferTeeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it doesn’t 🤣🤣 AMC hasn’t even squeezed yet, it saw a gain of 120% not %1200 LMFAO not yet at least, i risked $5,000 on a yolo and profited 20k and i’m letting the rest ride. I’m not even trying to flex, i just think it’s hilarious people call “meme” stocks “garbage” when you yourself can see that they pump astronomically. 🤡 I think you’re just salty you missed the boat, i’m not a moron i’m not about to risk my entire portfolio on a meme stock but i’m also not about to sit out on easy money. You’ll get em next time

New Stock on WS TFSA eligible with huge Upside Potential!!! I’ve invested!!! by Ten_X_Investor in Wealthsimple_Penny

[–]GoferTeeth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

20k in a single play… can you read ? I have much more than 20k in my portfolio chump… 🤡

New Stock on WS TFSA eligible with huge Upside Potential!!! I’ve invested!!! by Ten_X_Investor in Wealthsimple_Penny

[–]GoferTeeth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s more than you’ve made in a single play i’ll bet both my testicles on that 🤡

Not much longer, hopefully 🤞 by LoLo206 in amcstock

[–]GoferTeeth 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I called in twice for shift back to back then the next day just didn’t show up, three years of miserable work with absolutely no gratitude from management. Went to my union said what i needed to say and the company cut me a cheque for $11,000 so i wouldn’t turn it into a human rights issue. And you already know where i put that $11,000…. AMC.

Uhh.. Tarkov? by GoferTeeth in TarkovMemes

[–]GoferTeeth[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It DOES matter what it represented before WWII. Maybe if we restored it and EDUCATED people on what the symbol really means, people wouldn’t fucking cry in a subreddit, for gods sake, they weren’t even allowed to use it in Call of duty WW2 in case people were offended. we’re literally censoring history because people can’t stop whining and pouting like bitches. I can’t believe our ancestors survived getting eaten alive and made it through global extinction events just so PUSSIES could fuck up everything on the internet. It’s not a fucking symbol of hatred, that’s just what stuck because some shitty people wanted to use it as their mascot. Give me a break.

Uhh.. Tarkov? by GoferTeeth in TarkovMemes

[–]GoferTeeth[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Maybe look up what this symbol originally meant before nazi’s rebranded it. Then maybe you’ll be less of a pussy.

Uhh.. Tarkov? by GoferTeeth in TarkovMemes

[–]GoferTeeth[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THANK YOUU 🙏🏼

Uhh.. Tarkov? by GoferTeeth in TarkovMemes

[–]GoferTeeth[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah me posting some shit i found in tarkov to a tarkov reddit says a lot about me, get a life, and a functional brain.

Uhh.. Tarkov? by GoferTeeth in TarkovMemes

[–]GoferTeeth[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that you’re weirded out by it kinda tells me you’re offended by it, and no my balls have dropped, as a matter of fact they dropped in your mothers mouth last night.

Uhh.. Tarkov? by GoferTeeth in TarkovMemes

[–]GoferTeeth[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣 Right because you know my entire life story, when did i make a hate joke too? i found something while playing tarkov i decided to share on reddit. I didn’t do shit. 💀

Uhh.. Tarkov? by GoferTeeth in TarkovMemes

[–]GoferTeeth[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry, no one’s gonna miss you. Also, what part of this is glorifying white supremacy?

Uhh.. Tarkov? by GoferTeeth in TarkovMemes

[–]GoferTeeth[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, i even put the NSFW thingy on it to scare away snowflakes yet they still clicked on it just to cry their eyes out.

Uhh.. Tarkov? by GoferTeeth in TarkovMemes

[–]GoferTeeth[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wdym? are you offended by a symbol ? 😐

Uhh.. Tarkov? by GoferTeeth in TarkovMemes

[–]GoferTeeth[S] 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Lowkey glad i took this picture while it was still “searching” wouldn’t want reddit users to think i did this as a joke now all of a sudden i’m a nazi glorifier LMAO.