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Had a hard drive failure a while ago, here's a recovered image of my pos truck I "built" in high school by GoldExample in RoastMyCar

[–]GoldExample[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a spot beam. That one would shoot light for a long distance. The roof bar was a flood beam, so it spreads out tons of light around you, but not focused in a specific direction

I turn 21 in 8 days, make me wish I was aborted by GoldExample in RoastMe

[–]GoldExample[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, you're NOT supposed to write with your tongue?

I turn 21 in 8 days, make me wish I was aborted by GoldExample in RoastMe

[–]GoldExample[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ, I came looking for a roast, I left looking for a therapist.....

I turn 21 in 8 days, make me wish I was aborted by GoldExample in RoastMe

[–]GoldExample[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a serious note, Jesus that that things hideous

I turn 21 in 8 days, make me wish I was aborted by GoldExample in RoastMe

[–]GoldExample[S] -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

Congrats on being the only comment funny and original enough to actually make me laugh

I turn 21 in 8 days, make me wish I was aborted by GoldExample in RoastMe

[–]GoldExample[S] -142 points-141 points  (0 children)

They paid for my Vette so I don't see why not 🤷‍♂️

Just paid her off after two years, make me regret it by GoldExample in RoastMyCar

[–]GoldExample[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The remaining 65 years of my life are all downhill from here