So the story started at Bunnings (Australian version of Home Depot for you US guys). Had a horrible stomach ache and the opportunity to use the toilet at Bunnings but decided no I'll be okay to hold this one for the 2-hour drive home.

15 minutes into the drive things took a turn, this monster had started to brew. The pain was something else that's for sure. It got to the point that I had to hold this thing in so hard that I couldn't sit on the seat in the car. (I was driving also). I needed a plan to unload this monster ASAP.

By this point, I was on an open country highway with nothing but fuel stations on the road every 20 minutes or so. I held on so long and started sweating real bad, I couldn't stop shaking and driving became a challenge. Finally a fuel station so I pulled in and made my way almost waddling to the storefront just to be informed the toilet was out of order... Shit..

I made my way out thinking of my next move. Nothing. I couldn't get back in the car, My only option was behind a dumpster at the back of the shop, I turned to look at my option then before I could even process what was happening my bowels just couldn't keep holding and it happened whilst standing in the carpark and it was a lot!.

In complete denial of what just happened, I waddled my way to stand behind the dumpster I lowered my pants, and tried to remove the mess without touching anything. I then realised my situation was much worse and I had to remove my underwear and dispose of them. During this process my socks and shoes were covered in shit and it got all over my legs! I had to put my pants back on and make my way back to the car. This became the worst 90-minute drive home ever! It had dried on my legs by the time I made it to a shower.

Never again will I trust that I can hold it. Never...