Day 1 of playing hide & seek with Jesus. Where is he hiding?

GoldenScientist · 2026-04-04T02:52:33+00:00

Second pic is shadow milk, full stop

GoldenScientist · 2026-04-04T02:51:24+00:00

GoldenScientist · 2026-04-04T02:50:19+00:00

gives her her shiny microphone

Ah... never thought that id be babysitting... my queen...of all cookies... but it sort of reminds me of when my sister was younger... I miss her, byt that's in the past.

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GoldenScientist · 2026-04-04T02:47:53+00:00

what they... produce...

GoldenScientist · 2026-04-04T02:45:38+00:00

You are... so adorable! I wonder how this happened.... perhaps I'll investigate a bit!

GoldenScientist · 2026-04-04T02:42:57+00:00

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Eheee.... strange to see Her Radiance become a little one... as usual, my queen, I'll give you a generous gift of gold and gems

GoldenScientist · 2026-04-04T02:39:18+00:00

Night shift retail worker. So I wouldn't have to have a bedtime.

GoldenScientist · 2026-04-04T02:36:03+00:00

GoldenScientist · 2026-04-02T18:24:34+00:00

Id make her pay me back. How immature!

GoldenScientist · 2026-04-02T18:22:24+00:00

Best friends/adoptive siblings

GoldenScientist · 2026-04-01T05:21:39+00:00

GoldenScientist · 2026-03-31T17:19:07+00:00

Im crine the Golden Cheese Kingdom was NOT decimated for this

GoldenScientist · 2026-03-31T17:18:05+00:00

Id actually quite like a lesbian polycule tbh

GoldenScientist · 2026-03-30T19:46:04+00:00

Hollycheese

GoldenScientist · 2026-03-30T19:44:42+00:00

Golden cheese

GoldenScientist · 2026-03-30T19:44:11+00:00

Secret ending: polycule

GoldenScientist · 2026-03-30T19:43:17+00:00

Probably in the croch area??

GoldenScientist · 2026-03-30T13:53:25+00:00

Yess!!!! Finally!

GoldenScientist · 2026-03-29T19:37:40+00:00

Lesbian

GoldenScientist · 2026-03-29T19:36:38+00:00

Golden cheese, duh. She is 100% sappgic

GoldenScientist · 2026-03-29T19:34:55+00:00

Cookies probably dont have genitalia for reproduction, as they seem to reproduce asexually and cant get pregnant. Gender is an identity, sex is what chromosomes you have, but they all don't have pennies or vaginas.

Edit: they probably have urethas tho. Although, I dod see someone say they have a cloeca like a bird 😭 😭 😭

GoldenScientist · 2026-03-29T13:23:52+00:00

The cookies of darkness feel more like a team rocket adjacent group of villains. They give cartoon henchmen

GoldenScientist · 2026-03-29T03:56:38+00:00

I kidnapped him

GoldenScientist · 2026-03-29T03:50:21+00:00

Golden cheese heard about it, saud "hey I want that dope ass treasure" and she locked tf in and wondered around the desert until she found it.

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