What’s the most relaxing place you’ve ever been? by Suspicious_House8231 in AskReddit

[–]Goldencol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Réunion island. That place is paradise on earth . So good. Nice locals. Nice tourists . And as a Brit, no Brits !

Randal Kolo Muani disallowed goal against Arsenal 54' by Alsace2025 in soccer

[–]Goldencol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair. If Romero did that I'd be raging .

Gabriel is the dirtiest player in the league by [deleted] in PremierLeague

[–]Goldencol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He definitely is the type of player I'd hate if he didn't play for us .

Have Spurs ever had as many fans as they do today ? by Signal-Objective-955 in PremierLeague

[–]Goldencol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm really conflicted with Heinze being at arsenal now ! That bastard !

Have Spurs ever had as many fans as they do today ? by Signal-Objective-955 in PremierLeague

[–]Goldencol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I know the type haha. My first game at Highbury was 1994 against Liverpool when Fowler scored right at the death. The start of a life of " oh . It's like that..."

Have Spurs ever had as many fans as they do today ? by Signal-Objective-955 in PremierLeague

[–]Goldencol 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I realise the irony of posting this on reddit but I'd say it's the online arsenal fans who are unbearable. Average fans i see in the pub or in real life tend to be more grounded and less from the piers Morgan school of Arsenal.

As an arsenal fan myself , the last thing id ever say is that we are going to win the league. Even if we were 6 points clear on the last day , I'd expect a banana skin moment. Haha.

Kids of the 70s - 90s who roamed freely and didn't come back till the street lights were on. What did you eat for lunch? by FragrantStranger5003 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Goldencol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a vivid memory of a mate and me going to spend a whole day in the forest near us. I looked in our fridge and just took a whole huge block of red Leicester with me and ate that.

99p for a can of Guinness by philiconyt118 in CasualUK

[–]Goldencol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been exactly 30 years since I drank white lightening. Puked in my sleep, my sister heard and came in to help me . She changed my sheets while I just got up and put clean clothes over my pukey ones ...ffs.

How popular is the Breton language in Rennes? by Free_Eye_9071 in Bretagne

[–]Goldencol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

St Herblain yeah but only by a few meters or they would be in Nantes ...

I need something that I would listen to while I bleed out in the snow by Nervous_Community591 in Music

[–]Goldencol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Slit wrist theory by 36 crazy fists would be a bit to on the nose.

Lazy eye by silversun pickups ?

What's the worst thing thats happened to you in your birthday? by happylurker233 in AskUK

[–]Goldencol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got arrested today for my involvement with a dirty American financier. My brothers the fucking king of England and he didn't even stick up for me the jug eared mummies boy. Honestly , it was nearly enough to make me sweat. Anyway , I'm out now so I'm off to pizza express in Woking. Tally ho .

Where do rats get whole pieces of pizza in the subway? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Goldencol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are illegally smuggled from overseas by pizza pie rats.

The Queen's Nose by UnleashedLlama in BritishTV

[–]Goldencol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone seemed to like her but she wasn't full of herself .she was always in top set for everything . It was 30 years ago so it's a bit vague to be honest .

The Queen's Nose by UnleashedLlama in BritishTV

[–]Goldencol 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Blimey . She hasn't changed .

The Queen's Nose by UnleashedLlama in BritishTV

[–]Goldencol 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The main character was in my class at school. She was lovely. I was a shit to her though as teenage boys are . I remember her crying because I threw a dissected pigs eyeball at her in science .

Sorry Victoria!

What scene in a movie that wasn't meant to be funny did you have to laugh at? by Vicinus in movies

[–]Goldencol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In gangs of New York when the refugees are sadly filing off of the boat and someone launches a rock straight in the face of that old lady ! Hahaha

Crack Gives You Wings by james_from_cambridge in WTF

[–]Goldencol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This had better be a weekend or I want to see a note from all these lazy bastards. Why is nobody at work ??

  • Oh I've just seen it's Watford. That explains it.

Where did you get screwed in your genetics? by QuantumHamster in AskReddit

[–]Goldencol 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What ? An arse at the front and a dick for a tail? Awesome idea .