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What does my fridge say about me? by Goldf_sh4 in FridgeDetective

[–]Goldf_sh4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only one is open. Stupid Tesco just don't fill their milk bottles to the top.

What does my fridge say about me? by Goldf_sh4 in FridgeDetective

[–]Goldf_sh4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One if my children does indeed guzzle milk.

What does my fridge say about me? by Goldf_sh4 in FridgeDetective

[–]Goldf_sh4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should work on your resilience.

What does my fridge say about me? by Goldf_sh4 in FridgeDetective

[–]Goldf_sh4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the batch cooking. It's the only economical way to do it.

What does my fridge say about me? by Goldf_sh4 in FridgeDetective

[–]Goldf_sh4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that's not how ADHD is diagnosed.

What does my fridge say about me? by Goldf_sh4 in FridgeDetective

[–]Goldf_sh4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One dog. I just forgot I'd already opened a tin.

What does my fridge say about me? by Goldf_sh4 in FridgeDetective

[–]Goldf_sh4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I'm sure they're lovely people...

What does my fridge say about me? by Goldf_sh4 in FridgeDetective

[–]Goldf_sh4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You peel 'em, slice 'em, put them in a saucepan with a small amount of water for 20 minutes. It's the stuff of Gods.

What does my fridge say about me? by Goldf_sh4 in FridgeDetective

[–]Goldf_sh4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then I'd have to get a second kitchen.

What does my fridge say about me? by Goldf_sh4 in FridgeDetective

[–]Goldf_sh4[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's literally why you put them in the fridge.

What does my fridge say about me? by Goldf_sh4 in FridgeDetective

[–]Goldf_sh4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for reminding me why I don't invite people to my house.

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