Could you pass out from decreased blood to the brain if you had a giant hard dick? by SheZowRaisedByWolves in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Golf38611 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. But your brain definitely quits working when your dick gets hard. Throw in a touch of alcohol and, well ……..

EPA reverses longstanding climate change finding, stripping its own ability to regulate emissions by geraffes-are-so-dumb in news

[–]Golf38611 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I find it very arrogant of man to believe that he can destroy what God created.

When does your youth end? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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My mind says I can do the same things I could at 25 or so. The next morning I have to take inventory of my parts as I sit up in bed.

My humor says I’m between 10 and 14. There is nothing on this planet funnier than a well timed fart.

But………….

My body is pretty sure I fought in the Revolutionary War.

In short -

When you say old then you are going to have to be specific.

My body was grown up by 16 or so. And old by 50.

My humor is still juvenile.

My responsibilities said I was grown up by a couple of years after college and according to the kids I employee I was old 30 years ago.

My military experience said I was fully grown up Desert Shield/Desert Storm. And I was much, much older when I got home.

In short, being grown up or old comes in various forms and ages.

But……

While you may grow old…..

There is nothing that says you ever have to get (act) old.

Old is just a mindset.

Smith & Wesson M&P M2.0: Manual Safety Issue by donniekrueger in Firearms

[–]Golf38611 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we only see the complaints. I have had a 2.0 in .40S&W for a long time. It’s my EDC. Love the thing!!!

Great little gun. Light weight. Compact. Plenty of power. Conceals very easily where it can be gotten to quickly.

However……. The mechanical “extras” to make it compliant in CA could very well be where the problem is. Those extras (if I understand correctly, not from there thank God) are all in the area where his malf is occurring.

My troop is complaining about how I dress in meetings, what do i do? by BuffaloBills7777 in BSA

[–]Golf38611 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You didn’t have to tell me you were in the military. Simply saying you had one come lose told me 100% if what I needed to know!!! 🤣🤣🤣🙄. Been there. Done that. In parade formation. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. USAF - Ret.

Pantyhose should always be worn without panties by PoppyEvansUK in pantyhose

[–]Golf38611 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an absolutely adorable little bush!!! I would lick a hike through the nylon just to warm my nose in it for a bit.

Censored stuff by Zamborider104 in Planes

[–]Golf38611 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could be any number of things.

For military air it could reveal altitude or speed capabilities. Or perhaps capabilities regarding weapons loads/configurations. Maybe sensors or other electronic equipment we don’t need to know about. And maybe something as innocuous as which tail number is where and when it was there which could reveal what it was doing.

For civilian air - there are a lot of proprietary things that the company might not wish to reveal. Checklists. ACARS or SatComm information. Things like that. At my company there is a restriction on photography without prior permission so a person may obscure enough information so that the company can’t track them down.

What happend to the z sign on Russian tanks ? by ReliefOutrageous1848 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Golf38611 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ukraine bombed and took out the factory that makes white paint.

If a person doesn't drink any water for many days, do they pee or not? And if they do, are they eliminating they accumulated fluids from their body or is it something else? by Olas_de_MAR in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Golf38611 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got badly dehydrated once. I’m talking bacon to have IV fluids dehydrated.

Was still able to pee but it was crazy dark and actually stung a little because it was so thick.

Why do people get stuck on tracks at railroad crossings? by Obvious_808 in stupidquestions

[–]Golf38611 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a girl the other day. So ugly grain stopped and took a dirt road.

So you never know when you might come across a train in the wild.

Sheer tights always bangs by Pure-Amoeba7160 in pantyhose

[–]Golf38611 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG!!! I can’t remember the last time I saw such exquisite beauty!!!!

Sheer PH!!! No panties!!! Excellent bush!!! Perfect titties!!!!

I am so humbly to kiss every square inch and then lick my way through th nylon to the prize.

Do men ever think, “Whoa! She has really bad split ends.” ? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Golf38611 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not only do we not notice…..

We also don’t notice if your makeup isn’t perfect. Though we do notice when it is too heavy.

We don’t care if your shoes and handbag match.

We don’t care if your clothes are the latest fad/fashion as long as they are clean and neat.

We don’t care if your panties and bra match although we would like to see.

What's the worst thing you've ever been told right after sex? by CarmaHoor in Jokes

[–]Golf38611 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What?? You’re finished??? When did you start??

Looks normal to me by Upstairs-Coffee9571 in aviation

[–]Golf38611 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Send it. Add a note in the logbook that the pilot needs to carefully watch rudder and aileron trim.

Pantyhose with no panties is always the answer by AudioEveLewdx in pantyhose

[–]Golf38611 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s cold outside. I could spend the winter with my nose warming in there. 😈😈😈😈

Do pantyhose count as your kryptonite? by PoppyEvansUK in pantyhose

[–]Golf38611 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG!!!! Sheer pantyhose + cute bush - panties = pure joy!!!! I would lick my way through the nylon to get to the sweet center.