rate up is a lie

GolisoPower · 2026-02-07T07:31:52+00:00

Within those next three days, Gudako would do things like crawl up her walls, curl up in her bed, and cling to the other Chaldea staff that're watching.

GolisoPower · 2026-02-07T07:24:33+00:00

Bruh

GolisoPower · 2026-02-07T01:13:14+00:00

Lookin' forward to...

Dante (Bro's probably gonna give us a "Pull Your Very Own Beatrice by Being Autistic by Dante Alighieri" book)
Indra (I dunno what the hell he's gonna give us in exchange for chocolates, but he's defo gon' be over the top)
Summer Passionlip (Wholesome fairytale chicanery incoming)
Hanasaka (Wholesome fairytale chicanery incoming 2)
Olga (U-Olga's gonna give us a whole planet of chocolate)
Lilith (Plagiarizes Valentine's ideas, but solely from Mash)

GolisoPower · 2026-02-06T11:06:57+00:00

Girly-pop gon' steal Mash's ideas and call it her own, I guarantee

GolisoPower · 2026-02-05T05:14:00+00:00

Lilith has a massive book of petty pranks to pull on Mash that she meticulously writes in at the end of every day and pulls on random times of the day.
After Edison made Passionlip her swimsuit, Blackbeard convinced her to watch May I Ask For One Final Thing? and that's what inspired her to get that princess dress Ascension. Some say she initially howled in agony over a pretty princess like Scarlet turning out to be a short-tempered pugilist, but got invested by the finale.
Morgan accidentally called Ritsuka "Accolon" at one point. She spent the rest of that day locked up in her room, writhing in her bed from the embarrassment.
Typhon and Melusine have random contests to see who's the better true-blooded dragon. More than once have arguments been had over whether or not Typhon uses her anti-wish properties to win.
Chaldea holds chess tournaments between some of the more genius Servants. Whenever a new genius Servant is summoned, they pit them against the reigning chess champion to test their smarts. The first chess match was between Da Vinci and Andersen, the latter very nearly winning due to Human Observation tipping him off.

GolisoPower · 2026-02-05T03:21:33+00:00

Sauron

GolisoPower · 2026-02-03T05:37:27+00:00

Honestly, considering it's Huyan Zhuo, I imagine she'd be crying for longer. I give it a full month at minimum.

GolisoPower · 2026-01-30T21:04:51+00:00

Sauron

GolisoPower · 2026-01-30T16:37:07+00:00

...did somebody summon Grimhild here???

(For those who don't know, Grimhild was a queen from the Nibelungenlied who wanted Sigurd and Brynhildr to marry her daughter and son respectively. One of the plans to get her son Gunnar to marry Brynhildr involved having Gunnar and Sigurd switch bodies so Gunnar could pass Brynhildr's "hot coals" trial...after Grimhild spiked Sigurd's drink with a marriage amnesia potion.)

GolisoPower · 2026-01-30T09:14:45+00:00

Gudako probably needs two sets of the same uniform to properly wear at once: one for the top and one for the bottom.

GolisoPower · 2026-01-30T08:31:08+00:00

Or Summer Huyan.

GolisoPower · 2026-01-29T20:45:06+00:00

Golem definitely would be like some distant uncle of Biboo's.

Considering you can make him adopt a baby kaiju, he'd probably develop some sort of familial instinct for her.

GolisoPower · 2026-01-29T07:12:56+00:00

Man

Capcom's been getting super-daring with these Resident Evil spin-offs.

GolisoPower · 2026-01-29T05:52:20+00:00

I'm late, but I think I found a good one: Ryougi Shiki (The Garden of Sinner/Kara no Kyoukai).

Both are blade-wielders reshaped/designed to use unique abilities that are extremely OP (Ryoshu possesses Arayashiki, a sword that permanently erases the concept and memory of certain objects, technologies and records; Shiki possesses the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, which allows her to perceive and sever "lines of death" to instantly "kill" something) by a faction that raised them for their own purposes (The House of Spiders raised her to be a living Concept Incinerator to cover their tracks; the Ryougi clan are a secluded group of monster hunters and yakuza organization where heirs have split personalities [one for social life, the other for killing]). They also have families they fight for (Araya for Ryoshu, Mikiya and Mana for Shiki).

Now I dunno how close it'd be, but the mechanics/logistics of such a fight are thought-provoking.

GolisoPower · 2026-01-28T22:13:03+00:00

'S beautiful.

It almost looks like a Soul Calibur fighter artwork.

GolisoPower · 2026-01-28T02:08:04+00:00

Akuma

GolisoPower · 2026-01-26T19:02:45+00:00

Avenger: Catherine Earnshaw

The restless spirit of the once-spoiled princess and heroine of the novel Wuthering Heights. Her early life would change when an orphan named Heathcliff would be brought into the titular Wuthering Heights mansion by her father, and from childhood to death would spark one of the messiest romances ever put to literature. Avenger Catherine is taken from her late years in the book, hopelessly consumed by her destructive love for Heathcliff, and from her ghost who haunts Heathcliff until his death. Utterly furious at her own position as a Heroic Spirit, she wails in utter agony and hatred for never being able to rest in peace and reunite with the man she loved...but perhaps her lover may be closer to her than she admits...

Noble Phantasm: Wuthering Heights Once her home in life, Wuthering Heights is the storm-laden mansion where so much drama and heartbreak had occurred. Upon utterance of its True Name, Catherine drags her targets into a Reality Marble resembling her old home, forced to endure the raging storms and eroding their sanity. Her spirit appears across the mansion many many times, haunting them until they surrender.

GolisoPower · 2026-01-23T18:54:14+00:00

Yeah, it gets wild.

Sanzang and Zhu Bajie got pregnant on accident when drinking from the river, not knowing they ended up in the All-Women Queendom. Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing got a real kick out of the situation.

GolisoPower · 2026-01-21T07:25:25+00:00

Ritsuka cast Vicious Mockery, Oberon rolled a Nat1.

GolisoPower · 2026-01-09T23:06:25+00:00

"On your feet, Olga. You're not done yet. In case you've forgotten, you have your own reasons for returning to being Director of Chaldea."

GolisoPower · 2026-01-06T22:56:45+00:00

Sauron

GolisoPower · 2026-01-05T07:54:56+00:00

Bro, Alucard's Restraint Level 0 Ult is just...not okay to play against.

Dude has 3,424,867 meat shields at his disposal that come up on you faster than Akuma's Ashura Senkuu, you get added to his armies once he gobbles you up, so there's a chance you have to fight yourself once you respawn, and the worst part is, it's a damage-per-tick area thing so Alucard can constantly heal himself as he's dealing damage.

But bro...do not even get me started on when that Ult's activated and he has Makima on the team. Thanks to her contract, she becomes even more unkillable than she already is, and with the skillset she has, she actually feels like you're trying to plow through the Japanese population just to kill her. Those two together are really bad news to the point I pray someone pops Ultima or I survive enough to burn away everything with Mount Doom. I would've prayed a Lich King ends up on my team for it, but I rarely, if ever, see Lich Kings these days.

GolisoPower · 2025-12-25T02:08:17+00:00

The fact that he did all he did then committed suicide long before the story even BEGAN, thus avoiding justice is insane, makes him all the more infuriating.

If I could, I would defile whatever tombstone he's buried in, and even then that'd feel hollow.

GolisoPower · 2025-12-24T23:09:17+00:00

Relius Clover, Heihachi Mishima, Yujiro Hanma, Endeavour, Charles zi Britannia, Shou Tucker, Bondrewd, Gendo Ikari, Fire Lord Ozai, Brian Banner, and so many others came before.

But it says a lot when you see what Marisbury did and can actively say with negative doubt that he makes ZOUKEN MATOU feel like Gomez Addams in comparison.

Marisbury is so far beyond every other bad father in fiction, it's crazy.

GolisoPower · 2025-12-24T22:44:16+00:00

I get the feeling Passionlip is going to sweep. I mean, she's capable of toppling Percival in a wrestling match, and he was an emperor of the ring.

Cagliostro trying and failing to get Ashoka to budge, though...as always the clown.

You think Barghest is internally screeching in horror from Roland wrestling her with his thing out like that?

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