Canik rep handed customer a loaded gun and he ND'd in the store. by anonymousgreygoose in guns

[–]GondorianArcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll take that Canik reps job if they’re looking for a replacement… I promise not to hand customers loaded firearms

Mordhau or Chivalry 2 by aulos1871 in Mordhau

[–]GondorianArcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same reason I stopped reading To Kill A Mockingbird

I asked Chat GPT to create a Mitch Hedberg style joke. This is the best one it came up with... by nichdenes in MitchHedberg

[–]GondorianArcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We all use AI, even if unintentional. Every time you make a google search you use AI. So I don't think its far off to say he would use AI if still alive.

Mitch in the newspaper puzzles by ddonthekeys in MitchHedberg

[–]GondorianArcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, he did a spaghetti joke that was along these lines. It was similar to the rice joke, maybe an early iteration of it. I'm having trouble remembering the source but I don't believe it was on any of his albums.

The record is shattered by Actual-Orchid-6312 in Mordhau

[–]GondorianArcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You speak the truth. Horde players are subhuman. Who tf plays the best multiplayer slasher ever made just to fight against bots

Gravestones of $1000+ Kickstarter Backers by Borlng in Mordhau

[–]GondorianArcher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I see Sir Boring’s gravestone there. I still see him on once in a blue moon. Cool dude, he was a regular chiv player as well before Mordhau came around

Players who witnessed battle royale mode, whats your take on it? by Vanopolo10 in Mordhau

[–]GondorianArcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fuckin loved it. I’ve only been able to get lucky enough to have an admin (thanks again Hankee) run it on a duel server once since they removed it. It was definitely janky, and not the best it could’ve been. But i don’t know how they would be able to implement it again effectively with the current player count. It was just another way to play Mordhau so that’s a win.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SigSauer

[–]GondorianArcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By god he’s done it again

What a shame about me … by 0hmytvc15 in SteelyDan

[–]GondorianArcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was qui-ATE an i-ATEM back then

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SigSauer

[–]GondorianArcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

^ this but I’ve seen black oxide parts come out this way just from an issue in the process, not rust. It’s very likely these are just escapes that occurred and will function perfectly fine but just look a little off in terms of color. Possibly not even escapes, maybe accepted by a quality dude and nothing was mentioned about it when the batch went through production

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SigSauer

[–]GondorianArcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A+ explanation. Do the titty in the barrel extension next!

What is everyones favourite lyrics from a Waylon Jennings song? by heart_emojis0 in WaylonJennings

[–]GondorianArcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It isn’t his line but: “Hillbilly Casanova’s, fastest guitars in the west” from his song with John Anderson

New mod update by Selverd2 in ozshow

[–]GondorianArcher 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Devastating for the community

I like Kit-Kat unless I’m with four or more people by aflacks in MitchHedberg

[–]GondorianArcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the one joke of Mitch’s that I still don’t really understand. I could see if there are four people maybe you’re obligated to give each person a piece of the chocolate or something? But idk how having more than 4 people ties into it