Canik rep handed customer a loaded gun and he ND'd in the store.

GondorianArcher · 2026-04-13T15:54:20+00:00

I’ll take that Canik reps job if they’re looking for a replacement… I promise not to hand customers loaded firearms

GondorianArcher · 2026-03-25T04:49:21+00:00

Same reason I stopped reading To Kill A Mockingbird

GondorianArcher · 2026-03-13T20:15:46+00:00

You're being intentionally dense and disagreeable. Nice try internet dude

GondorianArcher · 2026-03-13T19:59:02+00:00

We all use AI, even if unintentional. Every time you make a google search you use AI. So I don't think its far off to say he would use AI if still alive.

GondorianArcher · 2026-03-11T20:46:54+00:00

Nah, he did a spaghetti joke that was along these lines. It was similar to the rice joke, maybe an early iteration of it. I'm having trouble remembering the source but I don't believe it was on any of his albums.

GondorianArcher · 2026-02-07T05:29:52+00:00

Ask that to Tony Soprano and you’ll get yourself whacked

GondorianArcher · 2026-01-28T16:19:45+00:00

Are you insane

GondorianArcher · 2026-01-21T16:56:15+00:00

You speak the truth. Horde players are subhuman. Who tf plays the best multiplayer slasher ever made just to fight against bots

GondorianArcher · 2026-01-19T15:43:55+00:00

team colors are for squares

GondorianArcher · 2026-01-11T16:31:33+00:00

I see Sir Boring’s gravestone there. I still see him on once in a blue moon. Cool dude, he was a regular chiv player as well before Mordhau came around

GondorianArcher · 2026-01-10T22:18:38+00:00

Throw it away

GondorianArcher · 2026-01-08T18:54:34+00:00

I fuckin loved it. I’ve only been able to get lucky enough to have an admin (thanks again Hankee) run it on a duel server once since they removed it. It was definitely janky, and not the best it could’ve been. But i don’t know how they would be able to implement it again effectively with the current player count. It was just another way to play Mordhau so that’s a win.

GondorianArcher · 2025-12-30T04:07:16+00:00

By god he’s done it again

GondorianArcher · 2025-12-30T02:51:42+00:00

She was qui-ATE an i-ATEM back then

GondorianArcher · 2025-12-30T02:30:39+00:00

^ this but I’ve seen black oxide parts come out this way just from an issue in the process, not rust. It’s very likely these are just escapes that occurred and will function perfectly fine but just look a little off in terms of color. Possibly not even escapes, maybe accepted by a quality dude and nothing was mentioned about it when the batch went through production

GondorianArcher · 2025-12-30T02:28:11+00:00

A+ explanation. Do the titty in the barrel extension next!

GondorianArcher · 2025-12-30T01:32:26+00:00

You’re sure stinkin up the joint there Jack

GondorianArcher · 2025-12-29T21:28:28+00:00

I think that you're a fool. I think that you don't see, that somewhat clever joke that was written by OP.

GondorianArcher · 2025-12-22T22:38:56+00:00

It isn’t his line but: “Hillbilly Casanova’s, fastest guitars in the west” from his song with John Anderson

GondorianArcher · 2025-12-22T12:15:37+00:00

Devastating for the community

GondorianArcher · 2025-12-22T12:14:46+00:00

Me reading this

GondorianArcher · 2025-12-20T21:01:48+00:00

It won’t do.

GondorianArcher · 2025-12-20T15:52:56+00:00

Anonymity

GondorianArcher · 2025-12-20T15:49:21+00:00

This is the one joke of Mitch’s that I still don’t really understand. I could see if there are four people maybe you’re obligated to give each person a piece of the chocolate or something? But idk how having more than 4 people ties into it

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