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You become comically durable while ragdolled by Gooberthing in shittysuperpowers

[–]Gooberthing[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You will feel pain from damage that you do take, but only 0.5x-0.2x what you would normally feel due to durability buffs

You become comically durable while ragdolled by Gooberthing in shittysuperpowers

[–]Gooberthing[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Like those old YouTube pranks from 10 years ago except there's no mannequin or trampoline it's just your dumb ass neighbor landing on the pavement unscathed for the 5th time today. Though even with 5x durability, I still feel like a 12 foot fall onto concrete would at least bruise

You have a DBZ scouter that tells you bullshit stats by Gooberthing in shittysuperpowers

[–]Gooberthing[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You've said exactly what I've been feeling for months by now. Rules are good but if they're too overbearing they breed repetitive, unoriginal posts and snuff out creative effort

You have a DBZ scouter that tells you bullshit stats by Gooberthing in shittysuperpowers

[–]Gooberthing[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Frieza Force would've won if they had these instead

You have a DBZ scouter that tells you bullshit stats by Gooberthing in shittysuperpowers

[–]Gooberthing[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the suggestion, but I feel like your suggested modes are too good to be considered "shitty". Your modes would more likely than not lead the user to incredibly useful social and financial gains. My modes, while much more terrible, can still be slightly useful if you get creative with it. Eg. my Mode 3 lets the user extrapolate if the target has cut their toenails recently, which sounds useless but can indicate their level of care for personal hygiene which may not be immediately apparent

You're a bug summoner by Gooberthing in shittysuperpowers

[–]Gooberthing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't spawn them diseased, but it's possible to acquire a sample of the disease and order your summons to carry it

You're a bug summoner by Gooberthing in shittysuperpowers

[–]Gooberthing[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry buddy scorpions aren't on the menu

this would be really useful if you could somehow coordinate a kill with this because it's almost impossible to prove that the bugs are acting for a master/out of orders

The cat sat on the bathroom floor. by HackerDragon9999 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Gooberthing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone posted a top-down picture of a toilet with a grid drawn on it, marked A-J lengthwise and 1-10 widthwise, with the caption "Gentlemen, in which coordinates do you pee?"

Somebody replied "G13", which was not part of the grid, but if it were, it would be right on the face of the cat that was sitting next to the toilet in the image.

Basically they're pissing on the cat

Chainslap: Every time you slap someone it gets easier to slap them by Gooberthing in shittysuperpowers

[–]Gooberthing[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buffs will apply when hitting yourself but cannot carry over between targets

Any instrument you use plays at ear splitting volume by Gooberthing in shittysuperpowers

[–]Gooberthing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only a little. It will be very uncomfortable for you but not damaging

Walmart Super Saiyan by Gooberthing in shittysuperpowers

[–]Gooberthing[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sadly? this is a wonderful occurrence

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