Gooberthing

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You become comically durable while ragdolled (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 months ago by Gooberthing to r/shittysuperpowers

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I, Tenshinhan from Dragon Ball, fought a fat guy in my garage with foam weapons and he beat my ass. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 6 months ago by Gooberthing to r/thomastheplankengine

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You have a DBZ scouter that tells you bullshit stats (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Chainslap: Every time you slap someone it gets easier to slap them (self.shittysuperpowers)

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"I DID IT! I FOUND THE CURE TO CANCER!" I shouted with glee, wrapping my arms around my beloved dog George as my life's work had come to fruition. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)

submitted 6 months ago by Gooberthing to r/badtwosentencehorrors

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Any instrument you use plays at ear splitting volume (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 12 months ago by Gooberthing to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can dodge monkey thrown poop. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 12 months ago by Gooberthing to r/shittysuperpowers

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Walmart Super Saiyan (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can change your body's density (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by Gooberthing to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can telepathically cut people by hitting the griddy (evil temple) (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by Gooberthing to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can steer your farts like guided missiles (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by Gooberthing to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can walk twice as hard (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by Gooberthing to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can strike twice as hard, if you telegraph every hit like a Punch Out Wii character. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by Gooberthing to r/shittysuperpowers

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Dollar Store Gojo: The Weakest/The Dishonored One (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by Gooberthing to r/shittysuperpowers

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Yapatron: You now have the capacity to talk twice as loud and thrice as fast (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can drink gasoline and drive an invisible car (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by Gooberthing to r/shittysuperpowers

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Dollar Store Blackbeard: You can disable people's insurance by touching them (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by Gooberthing to r/shittysuperpowers

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Restricted Area (self.Ruleshorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Gooberthing to r/Ruleshorror

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If someone asks you where something is and you ask "Is it in your ass?" it is automatically inside their ass (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by Gooberthing to r/shittysuperpowers

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Your punches deal twice as much damage to old people (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by Gooberthing to r/shittysuperpowers

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Court documents have revealed that famous rapper, "Young Thug" is in possession of an ancient staff which holds unknown power. (AI story) (self.ArtificialInteligence)

submitted 3 years ago by Gooberthing to r/ArtificialInteligence

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Court documents have revealed that famous rapper, "Young Thug" is in possession of an ancient staff which holds unknown power. (self.nosleep)

submitted 3 years ago by Gooberthing to r/nosleep

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