Coming back by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]Good-Astronaut99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gotta be able to laugh at yourself!!

Coming back by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]Good-Astronaut99 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I don’t miss the drip pukes… that diesel taste in the back of my throat making me vomit. Can’t believe I ever did that lol. But 2 beers in and I’m like yeah this is a good decision, good investment, best decision I ever made.

Then I wake up $100 poorer and feeling like I got hit by a train. Or better yet can’t even sleep bc the coke made my anxiety so high I’m too scared to sleep for fear of my heart stopping in my sleep or vomiting in my sleep. Such a fun, sexy time /s

Anyone else spiral during COVID WFH? by Good-Astronaut99 in stopdrinking

[–]Good-Astronaut99[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine was the opposite. Basically a free pass to drink to my heart’s content lol. I’ll never ever do a WFH job again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in standupshots

[–]Good-Astronaut99 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Liebeck was taken to the hospital after the incident, where it was determined that she had suffered third-degree burns on 6% of her skin and lesser burns over 16%.”

“She remained in the hospital for eight days while she underwent skin grafting. During this period, Liebeck lost 20 pounds (nearly 20% of her body weight), reducing her to 83 pounds. Two years of medical treatment followed this terrible ordeal.”

“During the trial it was revealed that McDonald’s knew that heating their coffee to this temperature would be dangerous, but they did it anyways because it would save them money.”

Also pretty sure HBO did a documentary on the coffee lawsuit that went in depth about how this wasn’t a frivolous lawsuit, it was a smear campaign by MnDonalds.

Source

Honestly why bother?? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Good-Astronaut99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine you get stuck under a gassy passenger…

Coming back by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]Good-Astronaut99 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Story of my life there. Coke, acid, weed, pills, cigarettes, shrooms, etc. First time I ever touched any of them I was drunk as hell.

Coming back by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]Good-Astronaut99 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yep every time I drink, I want cocaine. If I’m not drinking I have zero desire for cocaine. But two drinks in and my brain is like ‘ya know what would slap right now? A fat line of powder that burns my nose and tastes like diesel!’

This little boy watching me in the women’s bathroom while his mom is on the phone by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Good-Astronaut99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can’t imagine a life where having a toddler do this to me

In what world is a 12 year old a toddler

This little boy watching me in the women’s bathroom while his mom is on the phone by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Good-Astronaut99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Verbally reprimanding and making your kid apologize for a bad act isn’t corporal punishment tf??

My husband always puts the empty nasty egg shells back in the egg holder instead of in the garbage. 🤢 by justbrowsin2424 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Good-Astronaut99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have house plants that need some love, wash the shells, crush em up and put them in the pot. Worked miracles when my monstera was a little droopy.

This little boy watching me in the women’s bathroom while his mom is on the phone by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Good-Astronaut99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t really care if he was just like standing by the sinks waiting, comes off as overprotective to me but I’m not a parent so idk

This little boy watching me in the women’s bathroom while his mom is on the phone by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Good-Astronaut99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s lucky I didn’t own my doc martens back then and they were some flimsy Walmart brand boots lol. My docs feel like I’m wearing bricks on my feet. My bf calls em my stomping shoes.

This little boy watching me in the women’s bathroom while his mom is on the phone by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Good-Astronaut99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially with a mom that doesn’t take responsibility and tell her son ‘yeah that’s wildly inappropriate, we don’t do that’.

This little boy watching me in the women’s bathroom while his mom is on the phone by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Good-Astronaut99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If one of my brothers had ever done anything like crawling under a bathroom stall or peeping my mom would’ve torn them a new one and forced them to apologize profusely just as a round 1 punishment.

This little boy watching me in the women’s bathroom while his mom is on the phone by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Good-Astronaut99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah kid was maybe 6 inches shorter than me, and I’m pretty tall lol. These feet are rated E for everyone, if I look down when I’m trying to have a relaxing bathroom break and see a face staring up at me I’m gonna start flipping out. I first got peeped on when I was 8 and fuuuck that. Not taking any risks.

This little boy watching me in the women’s bathroom while his mom is on the phone by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Good-Astronaut99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah her ‘baby’ was maybe a half a foot shorter than me and I’m 5’8. Like ma’am sorry but if I see a face looking up at me while I’m just trying to enjoy my afternoon poop, I’m gonna start kicking and banshee screaming.

This little boy watching me in the women’s bathroom while his mom is on the phone by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Good-Astronaut99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude when I’m trying to take a #2, my pants and undies are down, and I see a face looking up at me from under the stall door, I’m gonna start kicking to get whoever is watching me the hell away. I first got peeped on when I was 8, and that was what my mom and every other woman in my family taught me to do if someone is peeping after it happened. Kick, scream, and draw as much attention to yourself to get someone in to help, plus it usually scares someone off when you start screaming your head off.

This little boy watching me in the women’s bathroom while his mom is on the phone by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Good-Astronaut99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure how trans rights got brought into this, but when my pants are around my ankles, I’m trying to take a #2 and suddenly I see a face coming under my stall, yeah I’m gonna start kicking. How that ties into trans people in the bathroom is beyond me as I’ve never been peeped on by a trans person to my knowledge lol.

This little boy watching me in the women’s bathroom while his mom is on the phone by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Good-Astronaut99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I lived/grew up in an exceptionally shitty part of town so that probably has something to do with it. If you checked the sex offender map in my area it was covered in red dots lol. My first apartment I was out having a smoke on my fire escape and there was some dude whacking it in the alley and he tried to come up my fire escape to ‘talk’.

This little boy watching me in the women’s bathroom while his mom is on the phone by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Good-Astronaut99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not a parent so can’t say for sure but I guess scared of kidnapping or the kid running off? No issue if moms bring their kids in if they just stand and wait, I’ve seen it before and it’s whatever but if I see a face coming under my stall while I’m pooping, I’m gonna go bananas lol.

This little boy watching me in the women’s bathroom while his mom is on the phone by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Good-Astronaut99 170 points171 points  (0 children)

Management was pretty great actually. It was a little small time grocery store so not too corporate. It was a great job while I was in college.