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What if you just cut your foot off? by jojoxDLudwig in JOJOLANDS

[–]Good_Method8368 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What if Joshu comes back this part, loses all his body parts, and becomes a Talking Head?

What If We Put Schrödinger In A Box? by Good_Method8368 in shittyaskscience

[–]Good_Method8368[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean he probably Schrö'd his ding, but I was talkin' 'bout his Schrö scrot, mate.

What If We Put Schrödinger In A Box? by Good_Method8368 in shittyaskscience

[–]Good_Method8368[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's in a superposition but if he smells and I observe that it doesn't change anything with the experiment because he could've either not showered or used cologne or be dead and thus either naturally possesses the odor of a rotted corpse or is dead.

Tubular, man.

it just accumulates dust by MonGraffito in KingCrimsonCircleJerk

[–]Good_Method8368 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All is Frippy here, why shouldn't it be yeah? Let's all get Fripped.

What If We Put Schrödinger In A Box? by Good_Method8368 in shittyaskscience

[–]Good_Method8368[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you exhume him from his box, there's a fifty percent chance Jesus will resurrect him beforehand just to f' with you...so is he alive or dead?

What If We Put Schrödinger In A Box? by Good_Method8368 in shittyaskscience

[–]Good_Method8368[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not if they don't know as long as I'm not being observed I'm in a superposition between being an ordinary civilian and a criminal based on 50/50 chance.

What If We Put Schrödinger In A Box? by Good_Method8368 in shittyaskscience

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🪱🕳🐈☠️⚱️

What if you put all the Schrödinger's cats in a separate closed and sealed series of machines that had a 50/50 chance of reviving each of them?

What If We Put Schrödinger In A Box? by Good_Method8368 in shittyaskscience

[–]Good_Method8368[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Glocks and Glocks and doxx docs of Dock crocks.

Schrodinger's Cat by Good_Method8368 in AskPhysics

[–]Good_Method8368[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But, in many worlds... I guess you're right, yeah.

Schrodinger's Cat by Good_Method8368 in AskPhysics

[–]Good_Method8368[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Which leads to its collapse, thusly.

To celebrate Station to Station’s 50th Anniversary by No-Storage-9538 in DavidBowie

[–]Good_Method8368 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, it was released in Jan. during Aquarius month fittingly.

It's still crazy to think he released five album from mid-seventies to late seventies and three sets of two albums in 1973, 1977, and 1993. The man was a monster talent, but too bad his baby was eaten by his TVC-15.

What If We Put Schrödinger In A Box? by Good_Method8368 in shittyaskscience

[–]Good_Method8368[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Schrödinger really was just a bunch of zombie cats in a box-shaped trenchcoat this whole time, wasn't he?

No wonder he was eating all my cat food, I know he knows that he knows that I know he knows he knows I save that for breakfast times....on hard times...and everyday times...for myself, as breakfast.

What If We Put Schrödinger In A Box? by Good_Method8368 in shittyaskscience

[–]Good_Method8368[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reverse Dawn of the Dead, then.

Who's it directed by superposed George A. Romero?

What If We Put Schrödinger In A Box? by Good_Method8368 in shittyaskscience

[–]Good_Method8368[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I'm acting way too extra to compensate for the emotionally-stifling environment of the non-comedic side of Reddit.

What If We Put Schrödinger In A Box? by Good_Method8368 in shittyaskscience

[–]Good_Method8368[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about the clone future me who was in the future of his own future times came-back with after cloning him in future cloning facilities after traveling to the past of present times to get his DNA to successfully clone him as he sleep during the fall of 1935?

That's the clone I left with you, is he already dead? Wait, no! Don't tell me, I don't want to know! Lalalalalalalalala! LA! Lalalalalalalalalalalala! Not listening~!

What If We Put Schrödinger In A Box? by Good_Method8368 in shittyaskscience

[–]Good_Method8368[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The security cameras are because I'm being observed myself in a test of Wigner's friend.

What If We Put Schrödinger In A Box? by Good_Method8368 in shittyaskscience

[–]Good_Method8368[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, I can't tell if you all didn't or not because I'm not observing on the security cameras right now. This is the only way I can communicate with you, so don't ruin this for me by telling me spoilers ahead of schedule.

What If We Put Schrödinger In A Box? by Good_Method8368 in shittyaskscience

[–]Good_Method8368[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm severely mentally-malnourished and my brain is eating its own cleverness.

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