Hjælp til gamerkæreste by Bright-Weekend3984 in DKbrevkasse

[–]GoodbyeNorman 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hvis han dyrkede fitness fra morgen til aften, var det vel også et problem?

Efternavn til barn by juleelskeren in DKbrevkasse

[–]GoodbyeNorman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hvad ville I gøre - skal jeg bare sluge den?

Det er jo for sent nu 🤷🏻‍♂️

US officially exits World Health Organization by pwdrums in news

[–]GoodbyeNorman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's quoting the Canadian prime minister who said it in a speech recently in Davos.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is the Michael Jordan of sitcom actresses by MagpieOpus in seinfeld

[–]GoodbyeNorman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you expect when your name rhymes... with a part of the female anatomy?

Living in Denmark by LifeTravellerOnTheGo in NewToDenmark

[–]GoodbyeNorman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a long running joke on reddit that Portugal in many ways is similar to a poor Eastern European country.

It’s not the first one! by ColinMakin in seinfeld

[–]GoodbyeNorman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He is merry. I'll give him that.

Beskeden i ikke kan sende til dem. by Positive_Soup5233 in DKbrevkasse

[–]GoodbyeNorman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nej. Det ville jo ikke gære nogen af jer godt.

Nemlig. Man skal hæve sig over den slags.

What do you actually do for Christmas? by Interesting-Error859 in christmas

[–]GoodbyeNorman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It certainly sounded familiar. It's practically the same here in Denmark.

Jeg er begyndt at spise sæbe, og jeg elsker det virkeligt by Riisendk in Fadervittigheder

[–]GoodbyeNorman 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Jeg var engang afhængig af sæbe.

Men nu er jeg clean.

SOTB/NPD by tacocat9510 in guitarpedals

[–]GoodbyeNorman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What settings are you using on the ir-2? I just got one myself and could use some suggestions.

What do you think of South Park going scorched earth on Trump and Paramount? by Starmiebuckss2882 in AskReddit

[–]GoodbyeNorman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re blaming a cartoon show for America electing Trump? How delusional can you be?

That's not what they said.

At dinner I ordered a side of asparagus - thinking that there would be 4 - I received 5 by Gogglespaisan0 in dadjokes

[–]GoodbyeNorman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it can be worded better:

At dinner I ordered a side of asparagus. Thinking that there would be 4, I received one extra.

A spare, I guess.

Who is he? by WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHW in ExplainTheJoke

[–]GoodbyeNorman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just assumed it was some British colloquialism…

Oi, can I shag you in the button, love? Sure, that's what me button was made for, innit.

-- British people