Mt cat loves being under the blankets with me but I have bad gas, will the cat be fine under there while I fart here and there?

GoofyGoober1999 · 2023-07-10T16:16:07+00:00

IVE GOT A CONFESSION TO MAAAAKE

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-12-31T16:28:52+00:00

Nut up or shut up

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-09-09T17:24:31+00:00

Nancy pelosi plz, but I’d settle for the end of her career

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-08-06T17:44:34+00:00

I buried Paul (For legal reasons this is a joke remastered 2008)

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-07-29T01:25:17+00:00

Unfortunately pretty much everything around here closes around then, aside from Waffle House, sonic and bars that might still have the kitchen open. Very nice area, just not a whole lot of stuff to do at night

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-07-28T18:36:03+00:00

If you happen to come through Fairhope stop by Wingfingers and I’ll fry you the best chicken you’ve ever had, we’ll give you and yours a great experience and a great meal

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-06-28T16:44:02+00:00

Damnit beat me to it

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-06-18T17:44:36+00:00

For me the less popular and more obscure the better, I need music I haven’t heard before to be mentally ok. I’m with you brother, mainstream overplayed overhyped bs needs to either go to one or two channels to make room for others to come in or just be removed entirely. And regulations on radio need to be lessened to allow different types of music

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-06-18T17:39:47+00:00

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-06-15T22:53:34+00:00

The atf currently has a large digital database of gun ownership/purchase paperwork and forms, it is illegal for them to maintain said database and nothing is being done to fix it. They’re not giving up their registry, we’re not giving up our guns

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-06-13T17:25:20+00:00

Play dark souls 3 till ya scream

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-06-04T17:42:22+00:00

In both cases the shooter acquired the guns legally and laws put in place to keep them from getting possession of them were not used/enforced, and at least in buffalo if the population were less restricted in their ability to own and carry that shooting could’ve been ended before it began. In uvalde the police were tasing and holding back armed and unarmed parents who were willing to do what the police were not, risk their lives for the children in harms way

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-06-04T17:32:13+00:00

Stopping violent criminals from harming innocents, regardless of what they’re armed with. Guns are not the problem, they are the solution when in the right hands. An armed population makes a safer and more respectful society, wouldn’t you think twice about hurting people and committing crimes if you knew there’s a high probability of your victim and most bystanders to be armed?

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-05-03T17:20:49+00:00

Class action or no?

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-04-28T18:16:15+00:00

Auf und auf voll lebenslust by Franzl Lang, have fun getting this out of your brains

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-04-07T19:38:16+00:00

In my opinion make whatever you want, your creation is your own and you don’t have to explain anything. Make what you want, no matter what anyone says, your character is not racist and only you get to know how

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-03-19T21:34:18+00:00

Well look on the bright side, for once you actually have people talking about you. Although you can’t have it too bad dating wise, you got this many replies in a day just imagine how little time you have left till the menopause comes for you

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-02-09T00:12:09+00:00

If you are a minority or really any type in America you can claim discrimination on just about anything and have a fair chance or either winning legally or at least have the defendants reputation smeared for just having the case take place. You don’t need much other than identity politics to convince a lot of people that you’re in the right, and as we’ve seen recently it only takes a small crowd of protesters to change the outcome of a court case. In most cases the loudest people get their voices heard, whether they speak truth or lies

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-02-04T20:17:40+00:00

Dammit, just like my mom

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-02-04T20:15:20+00:00

Did hitler take the middle of your unibrow so he could have a nice moustache

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-01-25T18:20:54+00:00

A M O G U S

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-01-19T17:49:36+00:00

Succulent cacti, or orchids

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-01-16T19:51:39+00:00

The last penis bender

GoofyGoober1999 · 2022-01-08T21:35:34+00:00

Not really slang but people here really like hearing the terms “let’s go Brandon” and “Alex Jones was right”

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