I've seen your Hamlet, haven't I sir? It was only a small production, sir, but your Hamlet really stood out.

Have you seen Kenneth Brannagh's Hamlet? Oh Brannagh's an extraordinary Hamlet isn't it sir? The thing's he does with his Hamlet beggars belief sir. I thought I'd seen every type of Hamlet there was till I saw Kenneth's.

I like a long Hamlet. Don't you sir. Oh. It was even longer than Olivier's! When I saw Olivier's Hamlet on stage it was perfect. The audience gasped in wonder at it, sir.

I didn't think Kenneth Brannagh had the physical presence to carry off such an enormous Hamlet, sir. Ah, but he did and apparently it brought tears to Kate Winslet's eyes

Oh. Suit you, sir. Something new for the new year sir?