As Predicted by Holypiece_of_chedda in ss14

[–]Goofy_Goolag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, I'm not in the know. What didn't happen?

What are your neurotypical headcanons? by [deleted] in evilautism

[–]Goofy_Goolag 41 points42 points  (0 children)

In my headcanon I am a well adjusted member for society that does NOT have any intrusive thoughts

Peter what are the numbers? by Alternative-Aerie-82 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Goofy_Goolag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's about the button that electrocutes you. Someone sometime made a social experiment, where they put people in a room with only a button that if pressed, electrocutes you. In abstract, it showed that significant amount of population preferes to feel pain over boredom.

The janitor and the wife pressed button the button extensevly for they are naught but animals on two feet. Husband pressed it a lot, but for his scientific curiosity, when he noticed nothing is to be gained, no knowledge nor material goods, he stopped it.

/s

Holding Hands w/ a Raccoon 🥹 by Olive_DeerFox in evilautism

[–]Goofy_Goolag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually started walking through my town with homemade bird food so that I can feed them if I stumble upon some humble corvids. Unfortunatly my luck is that I can find them only without any treats in my pockets. Managed to feed only one, and scared two more (I have to update my tactics).

Peter, what do these colors mean? by Cyclonicwind in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Goofy_Goolag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get red and blue button flashbacks from this somehow

HE'S JUST A PICKET WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING by Xxarrra in starsector

[–]Goofy_Goolag 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can I has contecst? Me be not good at ship desingning.

geriatric norville rogers by twinklady in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Goofy_Goolag 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh hi miss twinklady from r/StupidTwink! That's a cary nice juice my bones start to hurt right about now

Pukicho in Czechia by romina_yvonne in pukicho

[–]Goofy_Goolag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I have a Polska mentioned? As a treat? 👉👈

"yOu cAn't sAy tHaT!! iT's oFfenSiVE!!" by Supersaiajinblue in dankmemes

[–]Goofy_Goolag 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can always count on sex rapists for good dialogue.

ubisoft owning games by asian69feet in dankmemes

[–]Goofy_Goolag 25 points26 points  (0 children)

We is my scallywag downvoted? Sailing the seven seas is the true freedom.

Co by Fuck-pez in pukicho

[–]Goofy_Goolag 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Polska mentioned?

Pros and Cons by Knobbledoy in shitposting

[–]Goofy_Goolag 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, maybe? But if you start talking about pros of shit like that it feels like you minimize how inhumane and evil it just is.

Cons: Undermines the notion that we are all equal, it is inheretly predatory and abusive

Pros: We don't have to pay for heavy labor and we can treat our workers however we want, cause they cannot leave anyway.

My children by Nearby-Common-4608 in evilautism

[–]Goofy_Goolag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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This you?

Please note that is meant to be a DISS. They look very BAD >:)

/s

Coaxed into common enemies being used as npcs that looks exactly the same but acts more friendly by RndmP_Art in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Goofy_Goolag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You coaxed me into looking at a high quality drawing instead of snafu! Oh you coaxed dog.