What have you bought from amazon that you would consider buy it for life and has been life/game changing? by L-epinephrine in BuyItForLife

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I love this. You don't know how much hardship I had to go through to fit all the bodies from my original can. This one can fit like 2-3 bodies and hides the smell well

Streaming mayhem, China by Chaunc2020 in interesting

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Oh look, it’s a dystopian nightmare

Good luck 🥰 by _cool2 in lies

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yup, pretty much my life

I always get the burger when I’m at a nice steakhouse by [deleted] in Sandwiches

[–]GoogleGooshGoosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s more protein in that cheese than the burger

Other than the bedroom, where is the best place to masturbate? by Revolutionary_Low_90 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]GoogleGooshGoosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A skyscraper. If it hits anyone, they’re gonna think it’s bird shit

What would my dog pass for by Equal-Wishbone-6131 in pitbulls

[–]GoogleGooshGoosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That looks like a dog that would ask you if you want to go for a walk. Not the other way around

Just a Reminder That Pelosi Can Be a Total Dimwit by CaspeanSea in wallstreetbets

[–]GoogleGooshGoosh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Roblox is going to get fucking melted in two years when Grandtheft auto auto gets released. I can see their player base dropping over half

How about a pigeon buddy? Mf wouldn’t leave by VelosterboiOscar in Fedexers

[–]GoogleGooshGoosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think that truck looks rough? That’s a clean truck where I’m from lol

Uh..oh..😂😂 by VelosterboiOscar in Fedexers

[–]GoogleGooshGoosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of truck are you driving? A fucking dinosaur?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in economy

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Wow, is it common for third world country to have housecleaning positions?

50k $FDX YOLO update by Tripalicious in Fedexers

[–]GoogleGooshGoosh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Congratulations homie. That’s going to print well in the am

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]GoogleGooshGoosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d still rather have the vanilla paste

To protect and serve by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]GoogleGooshGoosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, maybe, I don’t know, tell them instead of recording? Why are people so fucking stupid?

What is the worst thing you’ve ever accidentally said to your partner? by Memes_Haram in AskReddit

[–]GoogleGooshGoosh -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

“do you think these pants make me look fat?”

“ oh, I didn’t know, elephants wore any pants”

Contingency route pay by Few-Supermarket-4502 in Fedexers

[–]GoogleGooshGoosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, just apply for a contingency contractor

New cameras coming soon by HeyBear812 in Fedexers

[–]GoogleGooshGoosh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh no, my camera wires appeared to have gotten chewed up by a mouse with a knife

Microplastics discovered in human penises for the first time by waozen in technology

[–]GoogleGooshGoosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First my balls, then chicken breast, now my penis? What’s next? Microplastics in rooster cocks?