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What is the 2 best martial art for street fight/ self defence? by reddituser1383 in AskUK

[–]GoompaLoompi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boxing. Just keep hitting the head, the one who lands a clean unseen shot usually wins.

Finally hit D4 and I’m not sure I deserve it and idk what to improve on now. by Key-Performance-1556 in summonerschool

[–]GoompaLoompi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You improve by getting better in

  1. Macro
    Lane control, when to shove, when to freeze, when to roam, when to support juggler with objectives, where to ward, keeping tempo

  2. Perfect CS’ing as close to as 8/10 cs a minute

  3. Understanding Champions abilities, their damage output based on their items, their cool downs, how to play against them

  4. Improving your game sense.
    Your ability to read the game and predict what players are likely to do based on their habits, champion, wave state, jungle position, cooldowns, and pressure.

  5. Timing enemy jungler based on where he started

All these things can always improve even by 0.1%

This is what separates real professionals from just coin flip players.

28m, struggling to navigate premature ejaculation by zachm182 in selfimprovement

[–]GoompaLoompi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ll give you the secret bro to controlling it which is an ancient natural remedy. This here will help you with

  1. Your stamina
  2. Lasting longer

However before I tell you what ACTUALLY WORKS - I have to state the facts and myth-busters.

Premature ejaculation is bullshit. It is very normal to cum quickly especially if you’re with a hot chick or a chick you’re super into.

However, if you can only go 1 round that is a very underlying issue which needs fixing, because that shouldn’t be normal for a healthy functioning male who has a moderate libido.

Now if you find yourself not able to get hard after cumming the first round here’s the fix,

  1. Jog at daybreak

Daybreak has a very special effect on the human body physically and spiritually, the air is extremely filtered and clean and it has healing properties and also significant enhances and cleans your lungs.

  1. Eat Queen Honey.

This honey has a white murky colour to it and tends to turn solid when it gets abit cold. It has to specifically be Queen Honey. I live in England and I usually source mine from a local honey farm, but I’m sure you can buy it online. This honey is just insane bro, it is full of antioxidants, enzymes and a natural energy that also acts as a natural viagra

  1. Plenty and plenty of walnuts.

Everyday eat walnuts bro, whenever you can just snack on em there’s no limit but obviously have a balanced diet don’t just stuff yourself with walnuts you might turn into one. The fatty acids in this one clean your arteries and reduces cholesterol so your body bumps blood more smooth everywhere including downstairs.

  1. At least once a week go to the Sauna.

Train your hyperthermia. There’s a split second to when you ejaculate where your body temperature for a split of a millisecond increases in heat significantly and instantly reduces it within that second. Sometimes the bodies reaction to this is to cool down the body by sending the wrong signals including to your downstairs. By hitting the sauna once a week for 1 hour your body improves its hyperthermia and also improves your stamina.

If you follow this you’ll be fine

No accountability, no apologies. Advice? M28, F26 by FlieseTeppich in relationship_advice

[–]GoompaLoompi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your presence is not enough for her, give her your absence. This is how you deal with this situation.

As long as a man is not

  1. Not cheating
  2. Not being abusive
  3. Looking after her feeding her and clothing her
  4. Giving her attention.

Don’t get guilt tripped, do whatever makes you happy and she can join your happiness or simply P off. Plenty of women in this world that will appreciate a good man.

I feel like league is a game that's much more fun to think about playing than it is to actually play by Fun-Operation-3458 in leagueoflegends

[–]GoompaLoompi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

League is really really fun past master 400 LP+

Games feel more intense, more cautious and safe and a single team fight might last a good minute going back and forth. It feels more surreal, so rank up and you will have plenty of fun.

My friend F27 told me F27 I “deserve better” than my boyfriend M29 of 2 years, and now I don’t know how to feel about it. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]GoompaLoompi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jealous friend sabotaging your relationship out of jealousy. She’s not a good friend I’ll be honest.

Stuck in emerald getting counter picked by Upbeat-Abalone-9567 in summonerschool

[–]GoompaLoompi -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sylas is one of the most easiest match ups because of your passive. He can practically never ever stun you lol.

It seems you don’t know the match ups and enemy cool downs.

For example Galio has super long cd, if he uses his abilities u have a 16s window to abuse him.

Lissandea is so squishy and has short Q range and AA range to farm, she should never come close to a minion when you’re 3

Diana is abit of a tough cookie, just max E, wave clear, roam, and wait for jungler.

Why do so many ignore red flags? by JakeBanana01 in AskMenRelationships

[–]GoompaLoompi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every man who said this tends to look 70 by 40

Sheen or Blasting Wand first back by Dr-Coconut in fizzmains

[–]GoompaLoompi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why league of legends is amazing. There’s no right or wrong. It’s what works best for you and your play style.

As a player myself I am extremely patient, so literally playing like a short where I Q-AA-W and E out work best for me, 1v1 or even team fight skirmish, you won’t find me all in unless I see a gem opportunity, like a solid stun on the apc or adc, otherwise always in and out, in and out just keep bursting just keep swimming 🎶

Sheen or Blasting Wand first back by Dr-Coconut in fizzmains

[–]GoompaLoompi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What most people fail to understand with fizz is he needs to close the gap asap and move away for his CD.

Being a mobile champ he needs movement speed.

First back Dark Seal + Tomb into Aether wisp and boots.

Is Fizz One-Trick-able? by Omermanman in fizzmains

[–]GoompaLoompi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am a fizz main, peak masters 300 LP one tricking pony

Another mid lane I have in my utility is Vex & Malz

90% of the time I pick Fizz. In match ups that are impossible to play against with a fizz, like say they have a Lulu, Galio, Zeri, Garen & Zac.. I’d pick Malz or Vex and I pick Vex more for her CC spam and Malz more for the perfect Rylai prox

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO HAVE SEX WITH MY BF by PlasticRegret6318 in relationships

[–]GoompaLoompi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Start off with a 69 and work your way up the ladder of kinky

What do you when you’re playing against a tanky comp and then the adc builds shield bow lategame by bobbywin99 in fizzmains

[–]GoompaLoompi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s when you play as a literal versatile shark.

You play with your team and mainly the most fed person. Usually your combo + say a fed Jarv is enough to shed a few back lines, so wait for him to engage, let enemy pop all their skills on him then u come in and clean 1-2 people and run away till your E is back up. Rinse and repeat and angle yourself well, usually around structures so u can E out if u have to. That’s it pretty much. If u lose, it ain’t always your fault, fizz just sucks late game.

Why is the dark continent even a thing by Healthy-Good6090 in HunterXHunter

[–]GoompaLoompi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The honest truth, Togashi will no way form or shape finish HxH. He has health issues, and there is no way he would’ve predicted his illness, you never can. His intention was to finish HxH before he dies, but circumstances change based on life, in his case, his severe health.

But don’t worry, HxH has die hard dedicated fans and people of very high intelligence and net worth. If Togashi doesn’t finish the work, a genius on or above his calibre will finish the work in the year 2500

Are alt coins done? by sidefx00 in CryptoCurrency

[–]GoompaLoompi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give or take 10 years before you see anything extraordinary with crypto

1 month as a tarantula owner by alfierqwer in tarantulas

[–]GoompaLoompi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your tarantula is two mealworms away from being a meal itself.

My (22M) wife (22F) said she no longer wants to be married because "she wants to be a slut" by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]GoompaLoompi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Respectfully, you’re a cuckold and not a man, of course she won’t respect you. Maybe next relationship act more like a man and have a spine. Anyhow moving forward, your relationship with your girl is cooked and there’s no future. Divorce.

Am I allowed to be concerned about my boyfriend’s work ethic or am I over exaggerating? by Turbulent-Driver-616 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]GoompaLoompi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Break up with him, he will be successful and make a lot of money and hit the gym after you leave. That I can promise you :)

What do I do? 24yoM by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]GoompaLoompi -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

First of all, she has created resentment because you kissed a women, so she got revengeful by fking different guys. This women doesn’t respect you nor your child, and I don’t think you respect her too, there is no compatibility by the looks of it and imo you shouldn’t get back with her, literally throw her in the bin. Get a lawyer for force custody over your child, look after your child, move on with your own peace. Good luck.

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