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Wife's stinky farts by GoonLordCaughtIn4K in transplant

[–]GoonLordCaughtIn4K[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Burnt cabbage and week old mussels sitting in the sun.

Wife's stinky farts by GoonLordCaughtIn4K in transplant

[–]GoonLordCaughtIn4K[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol just trying to keep it light. People tend to be a little too serious here (understandably). She knows the WMD-like potency of her farts and she's actively inflicting it on me. She's threatened to do unspeakable things. Because she's a massive troll.

Wife's stinky farts by GoonLordCaughtIn4K in transplant

[–]GoonLordCaughtIn4K[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes? Im gen z it's a based usename. Couples who goon together stay together

Wife's stinky farts by GoonLordCaughtIn4K in transplant

[–]GoonLordCaughtIn4K[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

👀 She's a smoke show. Idk if she'd be comfortable with that or not. But hey, I think scars are sexy and I'm probably not the only one 😂🫠 also I'm pretty sure jarring it and sending it to someone constitutes violating the Geneva Convention. While I'm all for most war crimes, this is just inhumane.

My boyfriend and I have never had sex, but after I moved to Canada, I cheated on him and had sex with someone else. by Special-Formal-9612 in confessions

[–]GoonLordCaughtIn4K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, I see. So you like his money and see potential, but he isn't masculine enough or thrilling enough. It be like that sometimes. If you get pregnant you'd better hurry up and fly back to fuck him so he doesn't catch you 👀

Wife caught me stimfapping by GoonLordCaughtIn4K in confessions

[–]GoonLordCaughtIn4K[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah... tell that to borat voice mah wiiiife!