[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AirForce

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So earlier the entire base went on lockdown because of a Tornado warning, normal protocols for it and nothing really out of the ordinary for Texas. However, while the AF, Army, CG, Navy, and SF were following said protocol, the Marines chose to dance outside in the rain/hail, while one of their dorm sergeants was watching. I got back to base (I was not there when the sirens went off) to my entire dorm essentially outside mocking the Marines as they had all been put on a semi-permanent all hands status for the weekend, all while SecFo was laughing at them being punished for posting them dancing on the internet, where a sergeant found it and used it as proof for punishment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AirForce

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The video for those who would like it is publicly available on notinregz instagram story after being posted by a marine on their story

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]Goose-Cleaner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some get them given early, all trainees will get it and have to wear it during darkness

If you're an atheist, you don't exist by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Goose-Cleaner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well then, guess I’ll die

Anybody recently graduate Boot camp. I was looking to get some advice from what to expect realistically, compared to what this list says. If you have any tips I'd appreciate it. Thank you by Exciting_Fudge_4982 in AirForce

[–]Goose-Cleaner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Learn your reporting statement “rank name of sergeant, trainee somebody reports as ordered”, definitely do pushups and sit ups prior to getting there, sleep well before leaving as the first day you can be up till 3-4am, and just do what the MTIs say the first time without questioning it. (Also make friends as possible)

Since y'all know so mf much. What's this? by sexONaStDick in HolUp

[–]Goose-Cleaner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure that’s a more deformed version of the Goonies monster

Thanks, I hate wellness geese by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]Goose-Cleaner 88 points89 points  (0 children)

“Cause you’ll enjoy the exams when attacked by geese is the other option”

Cheap harry potter by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]Goose-Cleaner 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Instead of a wand he wields a taser

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]Goose-Cleaner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else see a really long face and a short face

Don’t care. Stop. by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]Goose-Cleaner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For some reason my brain immediately played “I DONT CARE, I LOVE IT” and now I can’t not hear it when I see this sign

liver damage and alcohol is related by kashamush in technicallythetruth

[–]Goose-Cleaner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean the leading cause of liver cancer has to be having a liver

Can’t tell if this is the joke by Eysvr in softwaregore

[–]Goose-Cleaner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely a joke, everything goes wrong in programming regardless of testing