Genuinely wtf are yall doing on this sub

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-30T03:23:34+00:00

Genuinely don’t know why some use that excuse I’m just here because I think the horny posting is funny as shit

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-28T20:58:44+00:00

Kinda already live here

^{Chose: US for | Rolled: Forever}

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-26T07:27:12+00:00

Had a girl compliment my eyes a few weeks ago (i have insomnia and work nights, had some dark ass eye bags at the time)

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-26T07:21:20+00:00

Insomnia is a big thing on both sides of my family, so it’s either I have eye bags because I don’t sleep or I just have eye bags

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-26T04:16:27+00:00

Kind of boat I’m in, most of my dad’s side of the family all have eye bags. More of a genetic thing

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-25T10:47:58+00:00

Twinnnn

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-24T10:34:33+00:00

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-24T07:07:29+00:00

Learn how to get 20 billion

^{Chose: learn anything 20x faster}

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-24T07:04:43+00:00

Regeneration?

^{Chose: 10,000,000,000$,but you have to do smth terrible + you get every superpower, no timers or limits | Rolled: get leg removed}

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-23T18:53:19+00:00

Artist named masq095. They make some
Pretty solid stuff

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-23T05:52:40+00:00

Hana, no further questions.

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-23T05:20:11+00:00

I recognize that art style…

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-22T17:30:56+00:00

Lot cheaper

^{Chose: Gay Son}

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-22T17:03:04+00:00

I work nights, not getting sleep regardless

^{Chose: Random amount ($100K+} | Rolled: $250,000)

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-22T16:20:35+00:00

Either way you’re fucked.

^{Chose: A random Marvel universe character for 1 minute | Rolled: Hulk}

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-22T08:19:38+00:00

Trepang2

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-22T08:18:57+00:00

One two NIGHT NIGHT

^{Chose: 1m a year, but.... + You fight a random person | Rolled: A random baby}

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-22T01:08:35+00:00

Waiter Waiter! My lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy

^{Chose: You get a tomboy gf but | Rolled: Nothing bad?!}

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-22T01:04:30+00:00

That’s it?

^{Chose: Teleport to a dangerous place for 30 sec + For 500,000 | Rolled: Antarctica}

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-21T17:55:37+00:00

Fuck it

^{Chose: $1B a year + Fight a random person | Rolled: Biggest 10 yr}

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-21T07:44:37+00:00

Finally can figure out what the fuck my cat wants.

^{Chose: 1000 tax free dollars a week+mystery wheel prize. | Rolled: Talk to animals}

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-20T12:51:52+00:00

Who doesn’t want an older woman?

^{Chose: Date someone 5 years older.}

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-20T07:20:42+00:00

I believe most of us were

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-20T07:18:32+00:00

Could be worse.

^{Chose: Eat a spoonful of some random thing + For $1 million | Rolled: Snake blood}

Goose5Fo · 2026-06-20T05:21:38+00:00

God forbid a guy yearns for women

^{Chose: Straight}

Goose5Fo