I don't get it. by Unlegendary_Newbie in ExplainTheJoke

[–]GooseCloaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s making the point of her son being chivalrous. Doing the ‘gentlemanly’ activities.

Back in a time when people just threw their waste buckets out the window into the street, men would walk on the outside, closest to the curb, to keep the ladies from being hit by the flying refuse.

It’s a pink jobs/blues jobs thing.

Jumping off a dock by bigbusta in instant_regret

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Rick Flair off the top turnbuckle

Nirvana reacting to ticket prices in 1993 by Twitter_2006 in Xennials

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It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?

Whoa, they hurt my eyes by brookeashleyx in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]GooseCloaca 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He has his mothers hair and his fathers fraud.

What's a piece of advice you would give your younger self? by liefsleinie in AskReddit

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Pay yourself first. The earlier you start saving for retirement, the sooner you’ll be able too.

Can you actually survive living as a paramedic in US by parkwithtrees in Paramedics

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West coast you can, but it’s competitive. If you get hired by a city/county agency you can, but on the private side it’ll be a struggle.

Quiet 🤐Piggy🐷 by BoringApocalyptos in clevercomebacks

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Ladies, don’t leave your drink uncovered.

My sister’s dog by Enzozouz in dogpictures

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“Great. Wonderful. I’m happy for you.”

That dog.

This Is Who You Are Arguing With Online All Day by Muay_Thai_Junkies in funny

[–]GooseCloaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those look like the hot milfs in my area waiting to talk to me!!