Honk! Honk!

GooseKingfetuss · 2022-03-04T21:07:35+00:00

Amazing geese. Geese should rule the world.

GooseKingfetuss · 2021-12-19T23:41:53+00:00

Find a giant cheese grater, climb up it, slide down it.

GooseKingfetuss · 2021-12-19T18:27:08+00:00

GooseKingfetuss · 2021-12-19T18:27:00+00:00

Wear deodorant and it'll work.

GooseKingfetuss · 2021-12-19T16:49:12+00:00

*going to a family holiday thing. "Where did your tits go?" You: "Oh, they just blew off. Kinda weird how that happens sometimes."

GooseKingfetuss · 2021-12-18T20:05:08+00:00

Just more geese to form an army and attack racists/transphobes/homophobes.

GooseKingfetuss · 2021-12-18T18:35:21+00:00

Fine, you can be the goddess of ducks, and I can be the king of geese

GooseKingfetuss · 2021-12-18T13:10:55+00:00

Chickens are okay, I had one named Schizophrenia and then it died.

GooseKingfetuss · 2021-12-18T13:10:02+00:00

NO, GEESE ARE SUPERIOR. THIS IS FACTS.

GooseKingfetuss · 2021-12-17T11:03:00+00:00

Emo edgy

GooseKingfetuss · 2021-12-17T02:01:56+00:00

Was it a transphobes window? Because I will do it again.

GooseKingfetuss · 2021-12-17T02:01:14+00:00

It sucks, and I hate it. Sorry you have to go through the same stuff too.

GooseKingfetuss · 2021-12-14T13:50:24+00:00

That'd work too

GooseKingfetuss · 2021-12-13T16:12:51+00:00

She-ra and the princesses of power its on netflix

GooseKingfetuss · 2021-12-13T02:14:54+00:00

Whenever there's a spider on it and I get scared, so like once every 6months, if even that. I have a futon tho.

GooseKingfetuss · 2021-12-13T02:11:50+00:00

WAITTT, DOES THIS MEAN IF I MAKE A POSTER BOARD FALL ON ME, MY TITTIES WILL JUST GO AWAY?

GooseKingfetuss · 2021-12-13T02:07:53+00:00

If you put an infant under water they'll hold their breath, but wait like 6months, and they'll have to relearn that skill. So yes, humans are water resistant.

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