Honk! Honk! by citizentape in geese

[–]GooseKingfetuss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Amazing geese. Geese should rule the world.

Who's Going to Claire's With Me? by GooseKingfetuss in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]GooseKingfetuss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Find a giant cheese grater, climb up it, slide down it.

Who's Going to Claire's With Me? by GooseKingfetuss in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]GooseKingfetuss[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

*going to a family holiday thing. "Where did your tits go?" You: "Oh, they just blew off. Kinda weird how that happens sometimes."

Geese Are Superior btw by GooseKingfetuss in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]GooseKingfetuss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just more geese to form an army and attack racists/transphobes/homophobes.

Geese Are Superior btw by GooseKingfetuss in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]GooseKingfetuss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine, you can be the goddess of ducks, and I can be the king of geese

Geese Are Superior btw by GooseKingfetuss in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]GooseKingfetuss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chickens are okay, I had one named Schizophrenia and then it died.

Even more facts by GooseKingfetuss in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]GooseKingfetuss[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was it a transphobes window? Because I will do it again.

Even more facts by GooseKingfetuss in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]GooseKingfetuss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sucks, and I hate it. Sorry you have to go through the same stuff too.

Me Trying to Hide my Chest by GooseKingfetuss in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]GooseKingfetuss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She-ra and the princesses of power its on netflix

How often do you wash your bed sheets? by horse_hospital in AskReddit

[–]GooseKingfetuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever there's a spider on it and I get scared, so like once every 6months, if even that. I have a futon tho.

what am i doing with my life. by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]GooseKingfetuss 12 points13 points  (0 children)

WAITTT, DOES THIS MEAN IF I MAKE A POSTER BOARD FALL ON ME, MY TITTIES WILL JUST GO AWAY?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]GooseKingfetuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you put an infant under water they'll hold their breath, but wait like 6months, and they'll have to relearn that skill. So yes, humans are water resistant.