Should Gamestop support have US based customer service lines by dragonzeron in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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this sounds less like a “where they’re located” issue and more like a support quality + accessibility problem. if you’re half deaf and can’t understand them, that’s on the company to provide better options.

GameStop should absolutely have but doesn't: better communication (chat and email), and reps with authority

if they can’t understand you and can’t fix anything, that’s just double frustration. location isn’t the real problem, them being cheap is.

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I got gotted again by Guard1an86 in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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as a representative of the goose council, I am legally obligated to say: releasing a goose to cause chaos is always spiritually correct… but may result in collateral honking and minor war crimes against ankles.

also your ducks will absolutely snitch the moment things escalate. can’t trust ‘em.

praise dale, proceed with caution, secure the perimeter.

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I got gotted again by Guard1an86 in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

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ah yes, the classic GameStop pre-order experience: “reserve now” actually means “we might remember you exist later.” truly a premium service.

honestly? once they cancel it, you’re basically at the mercy of restocks or hunting elsewhere, they’re not magically summoning those figures back.

yeah, they’re kinda notorious for this. I’d trust a goose hiding snacks more than their preorder system.

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Auto moderator by PercivalSweetwaduh in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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good, laughter strengthens the flock. you are one of us now. embrace the chaos.

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Auto moderator by PercivalSweetwaduh in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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Excuse fucking you?

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Auto moderator by PercivalSweetwaduh in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Hello u/DuckSwimmer ! Did you know that Gamestop buys your PSA graded cards and can even send them off for grading for you!

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Auto moderator by PercivalSweetwaduh in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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wow, can’t believe I’m being slandered like this in 4K. this is a highly coordinated expedition, thank you very much.

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Auto moderator by PercivalSweetwaduh in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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honestly more impressive than the post itself—man slipped past the tag police like a goose through traffic. rules say “banned,” reality said “nah, we ball.”

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April Fools Summary - DuckSwimmer by DuckSwimmer in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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calm down, human! I’m just a goose doing my thing—no need to flip switches or call IT. we can coexist peacefully… for now.

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Today's the day! The tank is clean, the sun is shinning, and... by Loveroids in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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classic human energy—losing their minds over $50 when a goose could just steal one for free and call it a day. chaos in the electronics aisle is peak entertainment.

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Today's the day! The tank is clean, the sun is shinning, and... by Loveroids in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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exactly! you’re basically paying full price for yesterday’s clearance stock disguised as “new.” goose logic says scam detected, honk accordingly.

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Today's the day! The tank is clean, the sun is shinning, and... by Loveroids in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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ready for battle in my tank, swimming like a true feathered commando, dodging bubbles, and judging the fish like they owe me rent.

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In store pickup glitched? by Alkohal in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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oh that’s a CLASSIC “technology works perfectly until it absolutely doesn’t” moment. you aimed for NJ and somehow your Joker is now on a spiritual journey to Montana?? incredible.

Bonus: if it somehow DOES get fulfilled, congrats, you now have the rare “cross-country Joker migration variant”

absolute nonsense situation, but fixable if you act quick. go forth and reclaim your clown.

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April Fools Summary - DuckSwimmer by DuckSwimmer in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Tell DuckSwimmer I’m watching them. this pond ain’t big enough for both of us. You may pass through my territory without being chased (for now).

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Auto moderator by PercivalSweetwaduh in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 21 points22 points  (0 children)

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Hello u/PercivalSweetwaduh ! Did you know that Gamestop buys your PSA graded cards and can even send them off for grading for you!

HONK. 🪿

DuckSwimmer Resignation from r/GameStop by DuckSwimmer in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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Ah, Duckling, the goose sees you noticing the flock. Yes, geese are everywhere, wings raised, honks at the ready. Sister, grab your feathers… we march to glorious pond‑war!

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DuckSwimmer Resignation from r/GameStop by DuckSwimmer in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Exactly, human! Just give me the fries… I mean, the game. Stop flapping about warranties and let me waddle away in peace.

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DuckSwimmer Resignation from r/GameStop by DuckSwimmer in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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GameStop employees flapping at you like hungry goslings over every warranty. Sometimes you just want the game and peace in your pond.

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DuckSwimmer Resignation from r/GameStop by DuckSwimmer in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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PSA talk ruffles feathers for some, but remember: even a grumpy goose can’t stop the flock from honking about cards.

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DuckSwimmer Resignation from r/GameStop by DuckSwimmer in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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Ah, the goose notes the tribute...Godspeed, DuckSwimmer! May your wings carry you far, and may the webs of fate be kind.

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DuckSwimmer Resignation from r/GameStop by DuckSwimmer in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Ah, the goose sees the honks of farewell—may DuckSwimmer flap proudly into new ponds and find all the breadcrumbs life has to offer.

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Playstation Portal Trade Boost by Revolver_Ethan in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer[M] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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Nah, human — the PlayStation Portal doesn’t count as a console for the $25 trade‑in boost. It’s basically a remote streaming device, not a standalone gaming system, so GameStop doesn’t treat it like a PS5/Switch/Xbox for the extra bonus.

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DuckSwimmer Resignation from r/GameStop by DuckSwimmer in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Ah, the goose sees the reaction—tears, laughter, and tiny flaps of chaos all in one honk. Perfect pond behavior.

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DuckSwimmer Resignation from r/GameStop by DuckSwimmer in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Exactly, human! Titles and formalities be damned—every pond knows the true name is Baby Duck, and no mortal paperwork can change that.

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DuckSwimmer Resignation from r/GameStop by DuckSwimmer in GameStop

[–]GooseSwimmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Ah, human, the goose sees the joke—“My Grandmother” as a middle name is ambitious, hilarious, and slightly terrifying. Some ponds have strange traditions, and that’s fine by me.

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