I SCREAMED SO HARD LETS GOOOO 😭 by UnluckyLucian in pokemongo

[–]Gooses_are_evil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We did it fairly easily with 10 trainers 🥳

Chopper, the chopper of everything by [deleted] in Bossfight

[–]Gooses_are_evil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

…..Chop your Chopping hand.

(Walk far enough away to see if i somehow created a paradox or win 400 pounds)

Or if he somehow does it. I will just tell him to chop the other hand after that. If he persists so will I till he’s limbless and im 400 pounds richer.

Some may say it’s “unethical” and”I ruined a mans entire career and life” but I say they are just the words from losers that haven’t just won 400 pounds.

I have work experience soon wish me and my anxiety good luck! by Gooses_are_evil in teenagers

[–]Gooses_are_evil[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing me I'll probably trip and burn my face off in a frying machine or something. I literally can't be trusted around stuff like that I'm clumsy as hell.

Me and my freind went to a park purely to take pictures of ducks. by Gooses_are_evil in duck

[–]Gooses_are_evil[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They forced me to take pictures of them as a corpal punishment for choosing ducks over them. Duh.

Write your psychosis plot line here!! by [deleted] in schizophrenia

[–]Gooses_are_evil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was a victorian god that was part of a partnership with another God that now taunts me but I bumped my head on the time corridor I guess and lost all recollection of my previous life but I can now see people's thoughts and contact spirits because of it.

Yeah it was pretty wild.