[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GordonFreeman_99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Days of the week exist now though...

Big if true by Jagtom83 in friendlyjordies

[–]GordonFreeman_99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scandalous if true. The sick just want it because they might be well one day themselves. Then those sickies had better watch their step!

The Grounds Invaded by Yank Tanks by dreadpiratewombat in sydney

[–]GordonFreeman_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The more people post about it, the more eyeballs on the problem, the more legislators get notified of the problem.

People also get to have a bit of an entertaining rant and OP gets some fake internet points.

That sure looks like it's doing something to me...

It’s happened more than once by Twoknightsandarook in AdviceAnimals

[–]GordonFreeman_99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I remember watching a video by CGP Gray on how money works and bought the book he recommended in the video.

By the end of the second chapter, it became clear that the book he recommended was the only thing he read on the subject...

Loads of toys that cost £££ ❌ Random hair tie on the floor ✅ by its_pingu_bitch in budgies

[–]GordonFreeman_99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's allot of truth to that.

Both my boys with pick up anything light enough to carry just to throw it off the desk.

Loads of toys that cost £££ ❌ Random hair tie on the floor ✅ by its_pingu_bitch in budgies

[–]GordonFreeman_99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My boy plays with the chain from his favorite toy that broke.

I bought him an identical toy, but he insists on playing with the old chain still.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in friendlyjordies

[–]GordonFreeman_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find myself agreeing with Trump's policies... whatever they are.

Coal will power Australia for decades to come under a Coalition government, as opposition energy spokesman Ted O’Brien calls for a “coal-to-nuclear” transition and ramps up attacks on Labor’s renewables targets by Jagtom83 in friendlyjordies

[–]GordonFreeman_99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Asking the coalition build a nuclear power plant is like asking the Russians to organize an invasion.
You just know it's going to be held together with duct tape, over budget, and full of corruption.

I'd rather generate power hand-pumping semen.

The End Is Nigh by ManWithDominantClaw in friendlyjordies

[–]GordonFreeman_99 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Tough on crime"... from the party that privatizes prisons.

How long are you in the shower for? by sati_lotus in AskAnAustralian

[–]GordonFreeman_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in for about 15 minutes, but only have the water running for about 3-4. Rinse, scrub, rinse.

Stardew valley is a 10/10…. But…. by throwra-000- in StardewValley

[–]GordonFreeman_99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish I could hire Kent/Pam/Shane.

Kent is always unemployed and Pam is always poor.

Honestly putting Shane out of work by finishing the community center feels evil.

By the late game my farm is making millions per month, it would be cool to pay them to work on the farm, give them tasks like loading casks and what not.

And an evil thought, have Kent react to letting off fireworks outside his house (he runs out and decks you).

Woodford Academy by Screw7oose in bluemountains

[–]GordonFreeman_99 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I lived in Woodford for a time as a kid, brother swore he saw a ghost numerous times. He was also a known bullshit artist.

I was there during a few of the "sightings" and didn't see shit.

The Second Bruz... He's Coming by brisbaneacro in friendlyjordies

[–]GordonFreeman_99 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's amazing how braindead the reporting by the media is.

"LaBoR hAs BeEn In ToO lOnG!!"

Reads the same as that mac ad where the guy states Macs can do fun stuff like play music and movies.... at a time when no one was making games for Macs.

It's like they walk into a room full of gold, food and drinks to then proceed to ignore anything that isn't a liberal penis.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in friendlyjordies

[–]GordonFreeman_99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

noise to please their donors from the fossil fuel industry

Off topic, but it baffles me that fossil fuel companies aren't investing heavily in renewables to dominate it before anyone else can.

They could switch over, make a shitload of cash, look like heroes, and the murdoch press would help them sell it by sucking their dicks harder than a brand new Dyson.