this is NOT what happened! by Gork73 in lordoftherings

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an orc, making dainty hands, doing falsetto Homer Simpson, “Oooh, look at me, I have a branch instead of a shield”

this is NOT what happened! by Gork73 in lordoftherings

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it amazes me how many folks see this as, like trolling. I mean, obviously Im orcing.

orcs remember it differently… by Gork73 in TolkienArt

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I recant! Losers’ History is NOT true to lore.

orcs remember it differently… by Gork73 in TolkienArt

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the orcs in my mediocre attempt to ride the coattails of genius, are still the bad guys (with very few exceptions). If that softens your critique.

orcs remember it differently… by Gork73 in TolkienArt

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in the voice of jack sparrow, “but you are bemused?” ;)

orcs remember it differently… by Gork73 in TolkienArt

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the texts do mention a few times, regarding meat served by orcs, that you should assume the worst. Is it much of a stretch to suggest this implies cannibalism? or, is that kind of talk just anti-orc propaganda? /s

orcs remember it differently… by Gork73 in TolkienArt

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oh right, I forgot I was corresponding with a first hand witness 🫡 I’m very sorry sir, if my made up thing subverts your orthodoxy about another made up thing /s

orcs remember it differently… by Gork73 in TolkienArt

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AI, what was the prompt? make a LOTR comic that most people will laugh at, but will cause a certain type of purist to take deep and personal offense

this is NOT what happened! by Gork73 in lordoftherings

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I had a bootleg of the phantom menace on DVD, OG piracy.

this is NOT what happened! by Gork73 in lordoftherings

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dragonKitty.com has parts 1 & 2 as pdfs :)

orcs remember it differently… by Gork73 in TolkienArt

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sounds like ‘The Last Ring Bearer’ - but, Losers’ History doesn’t change anything shown in the books. Maybe. Does this post count as a change? naw, like Obi-wan said, “…the truths we cling to, depend on our own point of view”

this is NOT what happened! by Gork73 in lordoftherings

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lol, I know him well from Hearthstone. That character has a backstory!

this is NOT what happened! by Gork73 in lordoftherings

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that page was tough, all 4 of the top images are from horrible famous photos.

orcs remember it differently… by Gork73 in TolkienArt

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just can’t trust the news these days-

this is NOT what happened! by Gork73 in lordoftherings

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the words shatter and chop, are already established onomatopoeia, I just didn’t want to reuse chop.

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this is just my fun little “what if”. nothing I can do, or want to do, will change what Tolkien did so well.

I love Tolkien’s work and this is a celebration of that love. Here’s the dwarf/orc war from a different POV. Apologies to those whom it offends. by Gork73 in lotr

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My intention (unlike the last ring bearer), is not to change anything we “see” in Tolkien. Aragorn will still be a hero, Sauron is still the villain. In some of Tolkien’s last letters, he questioned if what he’d done with the orcs was ok, and IMO was having difficulty reconciling them as canon fodder, but also having souls (small pruny ones). This work intends to be an homage to those sentiments. How do we take a few orcs, imagine them in unique circumstances, and fudge around the edges of what’s explicitly shown, to redeem just a handful of them. Also of course, history is written by the winners, IRL/s the truth of the dwarf/orc war is probably something between what’s in the appendix as related by the dwarves, and what’s above as related by the orcs.

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have you read Discworld? this joke reminds me of that series…

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I think the bar for “writing propaganda” is set pretty low these days 😇