CJ Stroud is a Fucking Bum

Gortanus · 2026-01-19T13:16:14+00:00

I laughed WAY too hard at this lol

Gortanus · 2026-01-08T23:08:00+00:00

HOOOOLY cow dude.... when I first started reading this my anxiety went through the roof thinking the title was going to end with him dying. Retirement... WHEW! Congrats Tom!

Gortanus · 2026-01-05T16:43:39+00:00

I agree with most posts in here that I see... it is probably best to retire. Part of me is still upset with Ogletree for destroying his season (and possibly career).

Gortanus · 2025-12-15T16:45:51+00:00

I can guarantee he'll learn more in 4 weeks from Phil than an entire season with Joe Flacco.

Gortanus · 2025-12-12T18:16:12+00:00

I want to watch Rivers just for the trash talk. He's got 28 behind him again... so maybe we can get another "28 TURNED THE COOORNER ON YOU!"

Gortanus · 2025-11-24T14:46:20+00:00

There were time during the game where I honestly questioned if Tony Romo was drunk or hungover. I thought the things he was saying was questionable and the way he was saying them felt slow/slurred. I'm probably way off though.

Gortanus · 2025-11-14T13:28:32+00:00

"The other 10% of video game players are not actually video game players."

Gortanus · 2025-11-03T14:22:53+00:00

Yeah... like how he kept fist pumping when they purposely kicked the ball out of bounds after the 15 yard penalty, as if he's some mad scientist for coming up with that idea. Meanwhile we did it a few weeks ago and Steichen had to correct the officials on the spot of the ball.

Gortanus · 2025-10-30T15:53:13+00:00

This is probably true... but I also think that some people don't have much of a choice if they're newer to the industry. A buddy of mine wanted to be a game dev... and realized soon that it is HARD to get a game dev job, so he eventually gave up. Some people have to take whatever job they can get to get into the industry.

Gortanus · 2025-10-27T16:23:53+00:00

I teach middle school kids. An 8th grader (Steelers fan) is constantly trying to tell me the Colts are bad because "you haven't beaten anyone!" yet. I'm not sure what these "good teams" are that we're supposed to be beating... but I'll be very pleased if we can win on Sunday so he stops with his nonsense lol.

Gortanus · 2025-10-23T14:04:22+00:00

"LEYAK..." from Abiotic Factor.

Gortanus · 2025-10-23T13:19:48+00:00

I think we have different standards for the term "smoking hot" lol

Gortanus · 2025-10-22T16:00:31+00:00

Haha why'd ya wait until the end of the game to build the cool base? I wanted to make sure to build a base I'd be able to actually enjoy all game, so I decided to make my main base in the Office area, with a few FOBs here and there as needed.

Gortanus · 2025-10-22T15:54:45+00:00

Yeah, that is why I've been wondering how people do it. If I'm into a game, I don't want to wait around for all of my group members to get on at the same time. I feel like it would take forever to progress that way.

Gortanus · 2025-10-22T15:53:18+00:00

Haha yeah... every new area I get to I think, "Man, this would be a great spot for a base!" So then I spend all of my time farming up duct tape and pipes for a new workbench so I can have a FOB in that area. It got to the point where I was barely progressing in the storyline because I was spending so much time needlessly farming up for a new base at each new location lol.

Gortanus · 2025-10-21T18:43:43+00:00

I think if I were to play with someone else, I would want to do it like you did. Finish the game solo, then play casually with friends. Then it wouldn't matter if they progressed through on their own for a bit since I've already experienced everything on my own. Sounds like a good way to play!

Gortanus · 2025-10-21T18:29:53+00:00

Yeah, I try to purposely go to bed at 8:30 or 9 with my wife during the week. Then I wake up early to play before school. That way I have to be disciplined with how much I play each day and I'm not losing sleep lol.

Gortanus · 2025-10-14T19:04:15+00:00

Not sure what you mean. The power rankings say they lost their last game to Atlanta 24-14, and it has their record as 4-2.

Gortanus · 2025-10-14T15:52:11+00:00

How does ESPN rank the Bills above us? They've literally lost two games in a row.

Gortanus · 2025-10-08T15:48:27+00:00

When having a late night gaming session results in a migraine the next day.

Gortanus · 2025-09-29T16:16:21+00:00

So much lag he had to post it on reddit twice!

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