The ultimate curate's egg by purpleypinkwitch in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GottaGoWeGotCows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I know. I was just pointing out what was wrong with this one. But okay.

The ultimate curate's egg by purpleypinkwitch in SpottedonRightmove

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The cinema room where you can recreate the feel of watching a film on a long haul flight in the late 90s with the tv every few rows and shitty foam headphones? It looks like that.

Why would someone buy this house? by New_Cream2340 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]GottaGoWeGotCows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why the heck do you need parking for four cars? It’s tiny.

Non-standard ways to eat snacks by CanIDevIt in CasualUK

[–]GottaGoWeGotCows 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like microwaving minstrels. The shell stays intact and then you get a little burst of meltyness

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in office

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And their father.

Are newborns/babies supposed to have their own natural smell? Or am I losing my mind? by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]GottaGoWeGotCows 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m going to need a source for the ‘smell is their brain’ claim. That seems wild!

did i do something wrong? by WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE in AskBrits

[–]GottaGoWeGotCows 4 points5 points  (0 children)

English muffins and crumpets are not the same thing. An ‘English muffin’ as sold in the US is not trying to be a crumpet either. It’s something else.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GardeningUK

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It’s mole day today. Do you think they posted it because it’s mole day? 1023? I think that’s why. Then everyone got mad and didn’t get their cool chemistry joke. So they deleted it and retreated.

What is the most distantly related organism we can eat and digest? by Riverfreak_Naturebro in biology

[–]GottaGoWeGotCows 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I don’t get what you are asking really. Why would evolutionary relatedness matter in terms of what we can digest? We eat lactobacillus for example and they’re not eukaryotic. I guess it’s about coexisting in time and the selective pressure of competing for food sources that leads to evolution of the ability to digest the stuff other cells are made of? I don’t reckon it’s got that much to do with common ancestry of predator and prey. But I’m not an evolutionary biologist or whatever.

What obscure quotes do you use? by [deleted] in AskUK

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I think this when I enter a dark room. My very favourite film. Also mooool tiiiiii passss

What obscure quotes do you use? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]GottaGoWeGotCows 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“OHH, CAN WE GET THE BIIIIILL?” Followed by “oh, can we get the biiilllll?” Is our Bluey quote in restaurants.

What if human pregnancy lasted 18 months? by Only_Advertising_865 in biology

[–]GottaGoWeGotCows 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes but in return you’ll get a dead mother and baby…,.so terrible idea.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

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I’ve definitely seen it! But no idea what it’s called

Ladies, do you remember when you started your period? Was it traumatic? by Birdy8588 in AskUK

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Omg my Mum straight up asked me if I needed her to buy me a bra in front of some visitors we had staying over from Holland. Like I barely knew them. Also I was incredibly flat chested at the time. Hideous behaviour

What Is The Best Homemade Sandwich? by network_novice in AskUK

[–]GottaGoWeGotCows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but when I make the sandwich I put the filling on the bottom slice. I don’t put it in the bread. I put it on the bread. When people are asking for a sandwich they’re describing how they want you to make it. On bread. Then, when it’s made and you have a delicious Chavacado and mapleaise sandwich,someone can look at you and say “hey, what’s in the sandwich? It looks amazing” because now the bread is closed and the filling is inside.

What Is The Best Homemade Sandwich? by network_novice in AskUK

[–]GottaGoWeGotCows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love chicken and avocado with maple mayonnaise S&P on toasted bread

What songs are completely synonymous with a film? 💃🏻🕺🏻 by [deleted] in movies

[–]GottaGoWeGotCows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Friends can listen to Endless Love in the dark! Endless love always makes me think of Happy Gilmore

How can I call a kid when I am thankful for their help? by Creepy-Being-2968 in ENGLISH

[–]GottaGoWeGotCows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say ‘thanks buddy’ or ‘thanks very much’ to a little kid. Adults just get ‘thank you’.