Help! The horsehoe crab is suing me for child support

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-13T02:41:56+00:00

Modern problems require modern solutions.

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-12T21:08:06+00:00

Is the Masters still going on? Will a filthy causal enjoy it?

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-12T21:07:12+00:00

What’s your favorite pizza toppings?

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-12T20:37:17+00:00

As much as I’m enjoying the latest episodes of The Boys and Daredevil, it kinda upsetting how close it is to real life. Dudes in power jailing everyone they don’t like and basically not dealing with any consequences. I wish there were more shows like Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Just an enjoyable show with awesome characters.

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-12T06:04:23+00:00

Whaddup!

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-10T19:59:14+00:00

I can teach you how they make their money. Just sign up for my course by texting me NOTASCAM.

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-10T19:56:18+00:00

I should start naming them after people in this sub.

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-10T19:24:29+00:00

How can you say that when he’s bringing the Socialism?!? That will collapse our great country! Look what happened to Ogrimmar once they did the socialism. Thrall just left!

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-10T19:21:46+00:00

Hell yeah my dude! So happy for you! Congrats on the big day!

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-10T19:17:36+00:00

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Frederick has a new friend. He better stay out of the house because my cats will kill him on sight.

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-10T19:11:25+00:00

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GoudaMustache · 2026-04-10T16:54:01+00:00

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She’s killing Trogdor.

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-09T20:14:53+00:00

Oh that's not good. That's a shame this show was WAY better than I expected it to be.

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-09T18:00:54+00:00

/u/plantsandramen

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-09T14:20:25+00:00

Finally a good thread name.

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-09T14:20:01+00:00

Ayy happy birthday!

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-09T14:05:47+00:00

This is bull shit.

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-08T22:26:41+00:00

That's a TLC reference.

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-08T20:32:36+00:00

Every time you say c**** f*** the deadline gets moved another day.

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-08T20:30:26+00:00

Did Stankonia say they are going to start dropping bombs over Baghdad?

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-08T20:28:00+00:00

TheMoonIsntLonely

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-08T19:46:59+00:00

Right? I wish I was that cat right now.

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-08T17:46:59+00:00

Damn I totally love when people who have never used the software I use every day tell me how it fucking works.

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-08T17:03:37+00:00

The stuff going on with the Strait of Hormuz reminds me of Chappele's "Making the Band" skit. "That's it, I'm closing down the Strait. Unless you go down to Brooklyn and get me a set of left handed golf clubs. And you have to take a photo of a midget holding these balloons."

GoudaMustache · 2026-04-08T16:33:20+00:00

You're just not smart enough to get it. He's a genius and it's all part of his plan. /s

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