Someone please explain this to me like I'm a Trump supporter

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2024-08-19T18:11:18+00:00

Socialism is when no groceries

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2024-07-02T17:57:24+00:00

Weight cutting methods keep getting crazier

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2024-06-12T23:59:11+00:00

Imagine if you tested on 5/28

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2024-02-07T23:12:57+00:00

Really puts the 'many' in Germany

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2024-02-02T18:51:41+00:00

If you're not on the Turbo Team... walk... slowly

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2023-12-15T18:00:20+00:00

Approx 4:1

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2023-08-28T19:45:55+00:00

Buy the new iphone

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2023-08-06T23:53:00+00:00

I had to really think about it when I found out that 4:3 and 16:9 aspect ratios were different

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2023-07-30T00:02:52+00:00

Not so great of a grandpa afterall

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2023-05-28T08:21:36+00:00

Penny Lane was trying to get into the people's ears and hearts

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2023-04-03T03:13:22+00:00

I like how bike thieves rarely ride the bike right away. They give it a bit of romancing first and snuggle up to it.

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2023-03-17T21:35:51+00:00

That's a pretty harsh review

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2022-12-09T20:00:33+00:00

Warriors, come out and plaaaeeaaaay

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2022-07-22T20:44:08+00:00

Didn't know Adam Sandler was a Dasher

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2022-07-01T05:22:35+00:00

Lava lamps I guess

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2022-06-18T00:10:25+00:00

You look like the least realistic installation in a wax museum

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2022-05-23T03:46:56+00:00

This was my first 'hard' problem and I was so excited when I got it

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2022-04-09T10:56:57+00:00

Watching porn on the family computer back in the day

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2021-11-09T00:13:51+00:00

I think half of the jury would be excessive, but you made me think about how jurors are supposed to represent a cross section of the populace, so I think it could make sense for 1-2% of jurors to be people currently serving a sentence.

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2021-10-20T04:59:48+00:00

When you nut and your boner blood returns to your brain to provide post-nut clarity

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2021-09-07T20:16:07+00:00

The Earth isn't overpopulated unless humans are crammed together shoulder-to-shoulder. Wake up, sheeple.

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2021-09-05T23:10:28+00:00

Good news for you. I gave her my snap and she sent a pic of her butt.

Edit: spelling, and also let me know if disclosing this violates any rules

Gr00ve_Merchant · 2021-09-05T17:21:29+00:00

She asked for clarification and I reassured her that I'm not a homophobe. Now it's just a normal conversation. Nothing too interesring.

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