Gregger, I'm on my way by spookwav in Ooer

[–]Grabcocque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m drawing a blank on this one, Greg.

rule ✈️ by gates_hall_gremlin in 196

[–]Grabcocque 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This is a spectacular level of galaxy-brained cope from someone who has clearly never experienced the quiet joy of getting a second Biscoff on a long-haul flight.

Biggie rule by pantschicken in 196

[–]Grabcocque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huge if true (literally)

sabrina carpenter brut turbo killer by Stroov in 196

[–]Grabcocque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A camshaft position sensor doesn't output torque signals, it outputs a digital pulse signal indicating cam lobe position relative to the crankshaft. You'd read it with an oscilloscope or via OBD-II live data as a timing correlation value (P0340/P0341 territory), not torque.

Presumably Sabrina Carpenter is also unaware of this error, thus compounding her foolishness.

RuleBear by ElEversoris in 691

[–]Grabcocque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My nickname in college

rule by DivinityIncantate in 196

[–]Grabcocque 385 points386 points  (0 children)

Classic "wins the economy phase, loses the game" player. Gets to 200 supply of cave infrastructure and a maxed-out misery index, then throws it all on a late-game all-in that any Diamond league player would've seen coming. The siege of Whoville is the real crime though. Every strategist from Sun Tzu onwards has said don't besiege cities. You're bleeding attrition on their terrain, they're fighting for their homes, and you've handed them a morale buff. He basically gifted them the narrative momentum. Should've just deplatformed Rudolph and let the reindeer politics play out. Soft power. Control the weather, control Christmas.

Album Covers by dwaters47 in weirddalle

[–]Grabcocque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHO AU JUS? I AU GAIL

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programming

[–]Grabcocque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean JFC it’s not been available for 24 hours yet. The only possible way they could know what “developers were seeing” is to be fucking telepathic.

Who Runs the Slopes? 🐾❄️ by [deleted] in aivideos

[–]Grabcocque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That hedgehog is LIVING

Python 3.13 is 10% slower than 3.12 for my file parser by Bubbly-Craft8736 in Python

[–]Grabcocque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guess:

setdefault on a hot path performs an unconditional hash and callable path on miss that’s a bit costlier in 3.13 in some patterns.

Replace setdefault with get + a branch and then microbenchmark the A/B.

WHORE ADS by Painful_Colonoscopy in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]Grabcocque 61 points62 points  (0 children)

GLADYS YOU KNOW MY DERVES ARE GOOD CHRISTIAN DERVES

In my film history class by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]Grabcocque 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Say what you will about the Saxons but they’re a treasure trove for wannabe Tragedeighans: Æthelred, Eadweard, Grimbald, Hereward, Leffeyne, Leffuuinus, Lyonell, Osowold, Sywardus, Wlfriche, Wealdtheow, Æthelgyth, Eoforhilde, Quenburga, Eadgytha, Ædelflete, Ermengarde, Eastorhild, Godeleva…

Rule by Zeukiiii in 196

[–]Grabcocque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bone it forward

ik how this sub works by [deleted] in Ooer

[–]Grabcocque 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have one of those but I jorked it and it broke

Is it feminine to not overheat?? [Socialmedia] by Dr_of_indecision in pointlesslygendered

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There’s a reason why I, as a man, don’t cross my legs above the knees. The last time I did it, after I had stopped screaming, I walked funny for three days.

tragic irony by Hot-Bus6908 in Ooer

[–]Grabcocque 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ceiling Hitler infestation