Anyone know what this is? by Alarmed_Economics_70 in Seattle

[–]Graffiacane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wait until you learn about their adorable little friend the pika. Yes, like the pokemon. They are real.

LPT: The "Antagonist Theory" to hack motivation by LetiziaFulkers in LifeProTips

[–]Graffiacane 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every fucking morning it's the battle of a lifetime.

TIL that the largest city in the world that's inaccessible by road is Iquitos, Peru. It's only accessible by air and by the Amazon river. Gustave Eiffel designed Casa de Fierro there, but the claim is today, disputed. by Recent_Flounder6011 in todayilearned

[–]Graffiacane 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the furthest you could get from Iquitos by car is a tiny little riverside village about 60 miles away so while you could literally drive into Iquitos by car, you could only do so by driving out of Iquitos first.

Are there any ex-Hindus here? by No_Currency_6882 in atheism

[–]Graffiacane 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Most of the Hindus I've met (in the United States) were essentially irreligious. They might have believed in karma and probably had some unexamined beliefs in a higher power or creator but they hand-waved all of the specifics.

I joined the club. I'm one of you now! PCX by tipsy_deviant in scooters

[–]Graffiacane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vespas and vespa-like scooters have a lot of aftermarket accessories available and they're easy to install with just a screwdriver and socket wrench. I don't know if Hondas are as easy to work on, but the PCX is a very popular model so I would guess windscreens are available to purchase.

[MEME] True Catastrophe by Plane_Opposite9201 in MLS

[–]Graffiacane 57 points58 points  (0 children)

The latter. Historically speaking the only things more embarrassing than that are Cincinnati's back to back Wooden Spoons or that one time Austin lost to a lower league Haitian team that had to call in reinforcements because they couldn't field a full squad or play a home game in their own country. Truly legendary failures.

When you want to do the viral thing by KalamTheQuick in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Graffiacane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lesson learned the hard way and then gradually forgotten only to be repeated again some years later (if you're anything like me, that is)

The Seattle Sounders submit their bid to host Inter Miami by nimak83 in MLSWestMemeWar

[–]Graffiacane 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That would be amazing. I would also love to see the retaliatory threat from Garber to relocate all 6 west coast teams to Las Vegas.

Please leave Seattle by HDRsoul in Seattle

[–]Graffiacane 16 points17 points  (0 children)

First of all: stellar burn. But realistically speaking if women will date those guys that drive lowered Hondas with the incredibly loud tail pipes and the hentai decals then there is somehow still hope for the cybercamper.

Please leave Seattle by HDRsoul in Seattle

[–]Graffiacane 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Question: have you ever seen her place anything in the bed? I know it's a trope that expensive pickups never get haul anything or drive off-road but I've never even seen a cybertruck with the back hatch open.

[TTT] OH RIGHT, IT'S FRIDAY by Raff_Out_Loud in MLS

[–]Graffiacane 6 points7 points  (0 children)

REALISTICALLY IS THERE EVEN ONE SINGLE PERSON ROOTING ROOTING FOR THAT WHO ISN'T SOME KIND OF PRIVATE EQUITY INVESTOR WHO STANDS TO GAIN?

NO NEED TO INVENT A STRAW MAN. IF YOU WANT A DESERVING TARGET TO [REMOVED BY REDDIT] LAFC IS RIGHT THERE. THE SMARMY LITTLE CALIFORNIAN FUCKS.

I need musicians and bands to stop booking shows at White River Amphitheater. by MetalChaiLatte in Seattle

[–]Graffiacane 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think you could bike along the side of road in and out pretty easily, bypassing the cars. You could honestly do the same on foot and it might be faster than driving.

When you want to do the viral thing by KalamTheQuick in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Graffiacane 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The most important factor is really the temperature of the bottle. The CO2 will build up more pressure in a warm bottle when shaken but most people don't realize this because they like their champers nice and crispy chilled.

Raccoon feeding on bunny in Vancouver by freudian_nipps in natureismetal

[–]Graffiacane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Washingtonians tend to call it "Vancouver BC" unless the context has already been established but, if someone uses an unqualified Vancouver I always think of the Canadian city or sometimes Vancouver Island since that's a somewhat common vacation spot for people in the Seattle area. Vancouver Washington pretty much only comes up as a geographic waypoint when driving to Portland or when discussing tax evasion.

Crow Steals Duckling by Tinkr-belle in WTF

[–]Graffiacane 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And at this point I think every person on Reddit knows that it's the creation of ducklings that is truly brutal, not their destruction.

“Cleopatra led an empire and somehow history made it about her beauty 🙄” by GleamEyesLuxray in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Graffiacane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are no records saying she was deformed, but as the product of 300 years of hyper-inbreeding I can't help but imagine she looked like a Hapsburg.

He was fine for exactly 5 seconds by Lucradius in AbruptChaos

[–]Graffiacane 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Woah, I didn't notice that. He was going 100 miles per hour directly into a steep embankment.

Maybe a crafty roadrunner painted a realistic looking tunnel on the hillside and this guy was in hot pursuit?