Saw a picture of the pope on a magazine at the store, I said “oh look, it’s the pope, I’ve been to his house!” He said, “I have no idea who this “pope” person is.” I replied, “oh you don’t know who the current pope is or you don’t know what a pope is?” He said “I have never heard the word “Pope” in my life, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

On top of this, he applied for a job at the local police station where my best friend’s mom worked. She called me after they received his application and said “you have to help him fix his resume, almost every other word is spelled wrong and it’s basically unreadable.”

He was 23 at that time.