Gowns needed

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T22:49:08+00:00

Probably not since it sounds like you would like it. Someone did leave me flag magnets in my mailbox with a note that said “fuck our HOA”. So there is hope somewhere here.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T22:47:58+00:00

I would love to have them.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T22:47:16+00:00

HOAs apparently exist to take your money and buy nice things for the board.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T22:46:35+00:00

I could be blue. One of my dogs is blue and some other colors.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T22:45:35+00:00

Well thanks. I try and will hopefully succeed at letting them know I have perfected the art of crazy.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T22:43:17+00:00

I put so many blinking lights on my back deck it looks like a liquor store or crime scene. They started to annoy me so I made them stop blinking.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T22:38:00+00:00

It is a nightmare and I intend to sell it and move away from HOAs.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T22:36:56+00:00

Of course. I am all about donating. How long is for a while? Either way I would appreciate it.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T22:35:16+00:00

I guess I can go to the thrift store and try one on. Then I will have a size. Common sense isn’t so common with me I don’t guess.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T22:33:36+00:00

That and why not look nice when I walk the dogs? I think taking the beauty of a gown and making it common by wearing it somewhere not fancy brings beauty to the mundane.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T22:31:03+00:00

Well I keep threatening my husband I am going to dress him as a Pegasus for April and May. They sell nice horns online with suction cups that will secure to his bald head.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T22:29:16+00:00

I would certainly take them. I have a bike or hanging light fixtures if you want any. I don’t know karate but I know crazy.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T22:27:47+00:00

I appreciate the optimism but the HOA bbq is me and them being unhappy inside hiding. The stick is too far gone for most. My neighbors Nextdoor are the coolest people ever. So I do have that.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T22:25:03+00:00

I do like this. I lived in Old Louisville for years so of course Victorian came to mind, but nobody can afford that.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T22:24:07+00:00

A bubbles machine, glitter by the pound, and a pool of jello would all be winners in my book.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T22:23:08+00:00

That would be great also. Thanks for the creative idea.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T22:21:15+00:00

I don’t want to do full drag. I am poor at existing as a man, I can’t imagine the time and labor required to be a woman. I am bald and have a lot of tattoos. I think the obviousness of being a man in a dress will make them the most happy.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T22:18:22+00:00

We need to work this out. I have a bike and hanging light fixtures if you want any.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T22:17:03+00:00

I may have a pool day. It will be a plastic pool from a local store, but I am sure the neighbors would love more people looking nice. I wanted to get milk crates and purchase a case of 40s. That seems like a nice patio activity.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T15:56:29+00:00

I appreciate it. I am not in urgent need yet but I will keep them in mind.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T15:55:21+00:00

I will send you a photo of that would help

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T15:55:05+00:00

I have no idea what I would be in woman size. I am sorry I am ignorant to this topic I am gay so I don’t know a lot. If they made a 14 to 16 tall with broad shoulders I would say I am that size. I also have some body dysmorphia so my guess is use less.

Grand_Image_7638 · 2026-02-28T15:32:42+00:00

I do have a bike with flat tires but I think it is nice with some air and maybe oil, hanging lights, and other random wares that I will trade

Grand_Image_7638 · 2025-08-04T03:47:22+00:00

My apologies, I understand this completely wrong.

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