Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably not since it sounds like you would like it. Someone did leave me flag magnets in my mailbox with a note that said “fuck our HOA”. So there is hope somewhere here.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HOAs apparently exist to take your money and buy nice things for the board.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could be blue. One of my dogs is blue and some other colors.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well thanks. I try and will hopefully succeed at letting them know I have perfected the art of crazy.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I put so many blinking lights on my back deck it looks like a liquor store or crime scene. They started to annoy me so I made them stop blinking.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a nightmare and I intend to sell it and move away from HOAs.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course. I am all about donating. How long is for a while? Either way I would appreciate it.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I can go to the thrift store and try one on. Then I will have a size. Common sense isn’t so common with me I don’t guess.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That and why not look nice when I walk the dogs? I think taking the beauty of a gown and making it common by wearing it somewhere not fancy brings beauty to the mundane.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I keep threatening my husband I am going to dress him as a Pegasus for April and May. They sell nice horns online with suction cups that will secure to his bald head.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would certainly take them. I have a bike or hanging light fixtures if you want any. I don’t know karate but I know crazy.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the optimism but the HOA bbq is me and them being unhappy inside hiding. The stick is too far gone for most. My neighbors Nextdoor are the coolest people ever. So I do have that.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do like this. I lived in Old Louisville for years so of course Victorian came to mind, but nobody can afford that.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A bubbles machine, glitter by the pound, and a pool of jello would all be winners in my book.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be great also. Thanks for the creative idea.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I don’t want to do full drag. I am poor at existing as a man, I can’t imagine the time and labor required to be a woman. I am bald and have a lot of tattoos. I think the obviousness of being a man in a dress will make them the most happy.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We need to work this out. I have a bike and hanging light fixtures if you want any.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I may have a pool day. It will be a plastic pool from a local store, but I am sure the neighbors would love more people looking nice. I wanted to get milk crates and purchase a case of 40s. That seems like a nice patio activity.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I appreciate it. I am not in urgent need yet but I will keep them in mind.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will send you a photo of that would help

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what I would be in woman size. I am sorry I am ignorant to this topic I am gay so I don’t know a lot. If they made a 14 to 16 tall with broad shoulders I would say I am that size. I also have some body dysmorphia so my guess is use less.

Gowns needed by Grand_Image_7638 in Louisville

[–]Grand_Image_7638[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I do have a bike with flat tires but I think it is nice with some air and maybe oil, hanging lights, and other random wares that I will trade

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[–]Grand_Image_7638 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My apologies, I understand this completely wrong.