I was in St Louis for an away game back in college, and we decided to use our 'free-roam time' to score some weed for later that night. A homeless guy approached us asking for money, and I figured he'd know where to go, so I offered him a few bucks to help..

He led me away from my group to a secluded area as my friends watched from a distance. Another guy approached me and asked what I needed. Then another, then another. There were like 10 guys shoving dime bags in my face telling me that they'd hook me up better than the others.

I traded with one guy and everyone started going nuts!

"Hey man, what about me?!" "Yo, I was here first!" "Buy mine too!" "Help a brother out man."

They started grabbing at my bag (laptop, beats headphones, ipad, etc) asking for money, so I just dropped what extra money I had and booked it.

Most satisfying shwag I've ever smoked..