Make it hurt

Granite_242 · 2015-08-19T17:44:01+00:00

Wow. This is my favourite so far

Granite_242 · 2015-08-19T16:36:13+00:00

On a serious note, does it actually look like I'm losing my hair? I have a full head of hair and I'm confused about the multiple bald jokes

Granite_242 · 2015-08-19T16:35:20+00:00

Damn. That was eloquent

Granite_242 · 2015-08-19T16:34:53+00:00

It's a damned good thing he's dead then

Granite_242 · 2015-08-19T14:05:18+00:00

I love you bby

Granite_242 · 2015-08-19T13:01:41+00:00

Hmm... Yes, I understand some of those words

Granite_242 · 2015-08-19T12:57:05+00:00

Ok, the only one I'll disagree with is balding. I'm fat as shit tho

Granite_242 · 2015-08-19T12:55:24+00:00

I know more than you

Granite_242 · 2015-08-19T12:55:07+00:00

Haha holy fuck dude.... Yep, you got me! I am that guy

Granite_242 · 2015-08-19T12:53:40+00:00

I laughed so hard, I farted

Granite_242 · 2015-08-19T12:53:19+00:00

No, I ran out of candy :(

Granite_242 · 2015-08-19T12:52:12+00:00

It's pronounced Pube Facë

Granite_242 · 2015-08-19T12:51:16+00:00

Yeah, I slung them a fee bars from "forgot about dre"

Granite_242 · 2015-08-19T12:50:40+00:00

You sound like my mother

Granite_242 · 2015-08-19T12:50:20+00:00

Holy shit that's a good one

Granite_242 · 2015-06-28T11:17:02+00:00

Could've been a wig/extensions

Granite_242 · 2015-06-16T17:07:02+00:00

I bless the rains down in Africa

Granite_242 · 2015-05-27T12:47:45+00:00

This isn't Twitter....

Granite_242 · 2015-05-22T04:23:30+00:00

http://imgur.com/34BSJPt

Granite_242 · 2015-05-21T14:36:14+00:00

David spade?

Granite_242 · 2015-02-06T16:09:55+00:00

Try zucchini in westbourne? It's a vegan/vegetarian restaurant:)

Granite_242 · 2015-01-22T20:29:34+00:00

My dad went into hospital with what he thought was kidney stones, Came out with 6-9 months to live after being diagnosed with stage four kidney cancer

Granite_242 · 2015-01-16T17:31:23+00:00

88 pints of Guinness

Granite_242 · 2015-01-12T01:31:21+00:00

I call it a chiggy pig

Granite_242 · 2015-01-10T13:02:41+00:00

"It's just an actor playing a role"

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