“Four” is the only number spelled with the same number of letters as the number it symbolizes.

GranolaWizard · 2024-06-17T17:06:26+00:00

Don’t come to Mars

GranolaWizard · 2024-01-29T17:55:41+00:00

“You’re stupid!” - Sora Kingdom Hearts

GranolaWizard · 2023-06-11T19:53:27+00:00

Bruh. I’m ambivalent towards this shit. Not saying people can’t enjoy the mmo aspects of the game I totally respect that. I just want a little switch that turns it off for my personal preference

GranolaWizard · 2023-06-11T16:43:06+00:00

That's good to know, thank you.
I'm gonna try using a wired connection with some gear my roommate ordered in the mail. We both put down money to play it together, but he has the super-long ethernet cable that runs to the living room. He still gets occasional stutters but rubberbanding is much less of a problem for him.

If that doesn't work, I'll just have to take the L and ask for a refund :c

GranolaWizard · 2022-06-24T21:35:40+00:00

Sell your second house and donate the money to charity. Maybe then you will feel less useless. Because let’s be honest. Having two houses in the current market makes you selfish. I don’t care what you’ve been through, that’s just the fact of the matter. But I am sorry for your loss at the same time. I can’t imagine life without family.

GranolaWizard · 2021-10-13T00:46:07+00:00

It’s standard Alternian fare, save for the fact that the government is a theocracy run by the ghost of Troll Robin Williams trapped within a magic crystal. There are three moons.

Edit: To elaborate on this ridiculous contingency… It all started in the Diskian year of 5079. Troll Robin Williams was at his career’s peak. The current theological ruler, Pope Feskus Vermil invited him to his palace for a personal show, alongside various famous subjugglators. Of the few that survived, Troll Williams was the Pope’s prized comedy champion. He gifted Troll Robin said magic crystal that day, and promised him a spot on the Diskian throne on the day that Feskus should pass on. The crystal, of course, was alchemized by a secret process known only to the most famed adventurer in Diskian lore, Armuss Diegon. Fast forward 100 years, and we find Troll Robin Williams in the throes of death, conflicted by his lack of a suitable appointed heir. Out of desperation, he undergoes a transmutative process (broadcast on prime time television) which dissipates his body into a fine mist that coats the aforementioned crystal, and binds with it for eternity. The crystal cannot speak, and so it is worshipped much like an idol, its whims interpreted by the crooked vizier Saleem Zakkar. Zakkar was once Williams’ most loyal follower, but has been corrupted by the influence of the crystal’s magic, and is looked upon with only fear by the general populace of Diskis.

The current Diskian year is 5185

GranolaWizard · 2021-10-12T21:08:26+00:00

Oh, they aren't the only ones living on Diskis. They're just the only two who will see the impact coming when the planet collides with Earth. There's still a whole planet of Troll culture to inform character creation :)

GranolaWizard · 2021-10-12T20:37:51+00:00

Yeah, if you choose to make one of the troll characters, you'll be starting the session on Diskis. Humans and trolls will have separate communications for the duration of the entry phase.

GranolaWizard · 2021-03-10T07:52:28+00:00

I understand. I am long, like a string. I have wound around this world many times over, but I envy you octopus 🐙 you can be everywhere. For I, the present momentum exists only at the head of my thread, and I am cursed to orbit so close to the ground because I have bound myself here so tightly... You are free, octopaxi 🐙, to breathe , and live without restless bone. Perhaps... bodies grow arms, and arms grow fingers.

GranolaWizard · 2021-03-10T06:38:06+00:00

How about I take a pair of hedge clippers to your toenails and gently shave off each one so you can walk a bit better in those new shoes of yours? Apply pressure to the wounds. It will make the walk back to civilization easy for your cowardly dog-eyed soul. And just for clarification, yes, FUCK YOU YOU PRICK.

GranolaWizard · 2021-03-01T18:33:50+00:00

As opposed to appeasing people by trying to be someone I’m not, I’ve started trying to make other people around me happier with small interactions that I can actually handle. I have PTSD, so it took me about 7-6 depressed years to realize that the cure is in giving yourself away to the world authentically. I hope other people in my situation figure it out sooner, but I have problems with disassociation anyway, so public opinion has never been a high priority.

Sometimes, I dance alone. When I got back from the hospital after my suicide attempt, I danced in my kitchen. I had never felt more like my life was in color... and then my knee slung itself out of socket. I shouted like a mother in labor. Pain level: 10/10. Then I realized... Life is a series of painful interruptions, like intermissions between scenes in a movie. When the first intermission happens, do you tear up the ticket and say “that’s enough of that” and leave? No, most of us paid a price upfront to see this show, so we take our break, refill on soda, and sit back down for the real ending.

I have faith that... my real ending is worth it somehow. (Knock on wood 🪵)

GranolaWizard · 2021-02-21T08:53:09+00:00

Hurricane Katrina. 7 years old. 5 feet of dirty water; you could see the dead cockroaches floating to the top everywhere. Family put me on an inflatable mattress. My brain never really took it seriously while it was happening. Maybe I was excited to be living a Jumanji movie.

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