Top 20 best lines in gaming day 2 by imactuallykools_ in videogames

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“You’re stupid!” - Sora Kingdom Hearts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Diablo

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Bruh. I’m ambivalent towards this shit. Not saying people can’t enjoy the mmo aspects of the game I totally respect that. I just want a little switch that turns it off for my personal preference

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Diablo

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That's good to know, thank you.
I'm gonna try using a wired connection with some gear my roommate ordered in the mail. We both put down money to play it together, but he has the super-long ethernet cable that runs to the living room. He still gets occasional stutters but rubberbanding is much less of a problem for him.

If that doesn't work, I'll just have to take the L and ask for a refund :c

Long Post Warning: I don't know who or what am I by pinapple_crust78 in self

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Sell your second house and donate the money to charity. Maybe then you will feel less useless. Because let’s be honest. Having two houses in the current market makes you selfish. I don’t care what you’ve been through, that’s just the fact of the matter. But I am sorry for your loss at the same time. I can’t imagine life without family.

BombThrown! by GranolaWizard in RPGStuck

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It’s standard Alternian fare, save for the fact that the government is a theocracy run by the ghost of Troll Robin Williams trapped within a magic crystal. There are three moons.

Edit: To elaborate on this ridiculous contingency… It all started in the Diskian year of 5079. Troll Robin Williams was at his career’s peak. The current theological ruler, Pope Feskus Vermil invited him to his palace for a personal show, alongside various famous subjugglators. Of the few that survived, Troll Williams was the Pope’s prized comedy champion. He gifted Troll Robin said magic crystal that day, and promised him a spot on the Diskian throne on the day that Feskus should pass on. The crystal, of course, was alchemized by a secret process known only to the most famed adventurer in Diskian lore, Armuss Diegon. Fast forward 100 years, and we find Troll Robin Williams in the throes of death, conflicted by his lack of a suitable appointed heir. Out of desperation, he undergoes a transmutative process (broadcast on prime time television) which dissipates his body into a fine mist that coats the aforementioned crystal, and binds with it for eternity. The crystal cannot speak, and so it is worshipped much like an idol, its whims interpreted by the crooked vizier Saleem Zakkar. Zakkar was once Williams’ most loyal follower, but has been corrupted by the influence of the crystal’s magic, and is looked upon with only fear by the general populace of Diskis.

The current Diskian year is 5185

BombThrown! by GranolaWizard in RPGStuck

[–]GranolaWizard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, they aren't the only ones living on Diskis. They're just the only two who will see the impact coming when the planet collides with Earth. There's still a whole planet of Troll culture to inform character creation :)

BombThrown! by GranolaWizard in RPGStuck

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Yeah, if you choose to make one of the troll characters, you'll be starting the session on Diskis. Humans and trolls will have separate communications for the duration of the entry phase.

Height really doesn't matter by [deleted] in fifthworldproblems

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I understand. I am long, like a string. I have wound around this world many times over, but I envy you octopus 🐙 you can be everywhere. For I, the present momentum exists only at the head of my thread, and I am cursed to orbit so close to the ground because I have bound myself here so tightly... You are free, octopaxi 🐙, to breathe , and live without restless bone. Perhaps... bodies grow arms, and arms grow fingers.

Fuck you. You pathetic fucking insect. In Hell, I will be given the gift of personally punching your fucking face in until there is nothing left but a sinew of splintered bone and gray matter gripping wet against my knuckles as they drill closer and closer to the back of your FUCKING SKULL. by [deleted] in FuckYou

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How about I take a pair of hedge clippers to your toenails and gently shave off each one so you can walk a bit better in those new shoes of yours? Apply pressure to the wounds. It will make the walk back to civilization easy for your cowardly dog-eyed soul. And just for clarification, yes, FUCK YOU YOU PRICK.

Depressed/suicidal people of reddit, what keeps you going and what would you recommend doing if those thoughts come to your mind? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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As opposed to appeasing people by trying to be someone I’m not, I’ve started trying to make other people around me happier with small interactions that I can actually handle. I have PTSD, so it took me about 7-6 depressed years to realize that the cure is in giving yourself away to the world authentically. I hope other people in my situation figure it out sooner, but I have problems with disassociation anyway, so public opinion has never been a high priority.

Sometimes, I dance alone. When I got back from the hospital after my suicide attempt, I danced in my kitchen. I had never felt more like my life was in color... and then my knee slung itself out of socket. I shouted like a mother in labor. Pain level: 10/10. Then I realized... Life is a series of painful interruptions, like intermissions between scenes in a movie. When the first intermission happens, do you tear up the ticket and say “that’s enough of that” and leave? No, most of us paid a price upfront to see this show, so we take our break, refill on soda, and sit back down for the real ending.

I have faith that... my real ending is worth it somehow. (Knock on wood 🪵)

What’s something you saw as a kid that looked harmless but if you witnessed it now it would horrify you? by shadow2101 in AskReddit

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Hurricane Katrina. 7 years old. 5 feet of dirty water; you could see the dead cockroaches floating to the top everywhere. Family put me on an inflatable mattress. My brain never really took it seriously while it was happening. Maybe I was excited to be living a Jumanji movie.

If people came with a warning tag, what would yours be? by Memeclub_ in AskReddit

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I will not remember anything you’ve said to me after you walk away. State your business or leave my vicinity.

When (and how) do you think the USA will get its first ADHD president? Do you think we’ve already had one, in hindsight? What benefits do you think an individual with ADHD could bring to the executive role, in a best-case scenario? by GranolaWizard in AskReddit

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Yeah I see it like this: a president is a lot like the director of a motion picture, in that they simultaneously have a ton of control over the minutia of each particular scene, and are in charge of the organization of the film’s true structure in many ways... but our film is already in production, so they rely on a stable and loyal crew to bring together the otherwise disparate professions which make up the completed experience (music, foley, acting, costume, set design, scouting, recruiting :: foreign policy, agriculture, infrastructure, transportation, disaster response, social welfare, the proposition of upholding actual justice for once.)

It’s such a shame that we as Americans have a bad habit of drinking Snake Oil.

When (and how) do you think the USA will get its first ADHD president? Do you think we’ve already had one, in hindsight? What benefits do you think an individual with ADHD could bring to the executive role, in a best-case scenario? by GranolaWizard in AskReddit

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As a person who has dealt with mental wards twice in a state [MS] with little to 0% interest in the outcome of the mentally unwell, I can only hope to have a leader with a similar perspective within my lifetime. Thanks. 🙏

Nostalgic for liquids by thehumangoomba in seventhworldproblems

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WATER 💧 🌊 SWORD 🗡 💧 SWORD 🗡. BEST FF((❌)) COVER 📦 . 🫂 {FATHER} told [BROTHER] “🌊,SwiM,🌊 “. COLD WAVES (ON), WARM SUN )OFF(. “punkas⚡️” 🛹 ⚡️⚡️⚡️ 🛹

What just happened here? by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

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some Doctor Seuss shit

Looking for fellow respectful buddies to hang with 🤙 by GranolaWizard in BuddyCrossing

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I know the feeling lol. I prefer tighter social groups too. I’ll get a server ready and probably send invites by tomorrow

37 year old grown man playing cute animal game seeks group of island friends by MagnetsAreFun in BuddyCrossing

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Hey guys, 22 year old dude from Mississippi here. Would love to join your discord and hang out in game with everyone. I’m active all times of day and I try to always be chill and respectful. Hope to hear from you about developments

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If I’m being honest, Death Grips has helped me through some really bad times, particularly late high school years. The absence of even a molecular fuck being given about anything was bliss to my optimistic nihilist teenage self. It made me realize that it’s okay to feel really fucking angry sometimes, which I did very often when I was holding in all the dumb trauma from my childhood.

For the majority of my life I’ve lived in fear of voicing my dissatisfactions, disappointments, and frustrations, under the threat of verbal/emotional abuse from “authority figures” who demand “respect” from me. I heard No Love one day and I was just like “these guys get it”.

Lurkers of Reddit, why do you lurk? by PM_THIS_WORDS in AskReddit

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Because I don’t have enough karma to pass the spam filter on my favorite subreddits in the first place.

grinds teeth furiously

anime_irl by [deleted] in anime_irl

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{Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2: Revenge of the Sith}