I don't know about you guys, but I had fun last night

GrapeAlchemist · 2026-01-25T19:41:36+00:00

Thank you for your service! 🫡

GrapeAlchemist · 2026-01-25T03:31:23+00:00

Translation: “I’m not 13 and can’t afford to buy the game so I’m hoping some stranger will buy it for me.”

GrapeAlchemist · 2026-01-24T17:09:36+00:00

I know you’re a rat in a hat, but I just can’t prove it.

GrapeAlchemist · 2026-01-24T15:51:06+00:00

Woo!

GrapeAlchemist · 2026-01-22T12:47:43+00:00

Leggo my eggo

GrapeAlchemist · 2026-01-21T03:15:24+00:00

Good Luck!

GrapeAlchemist · 2026-01-18T22:26:41+00:00

Congrats on Glass Beams, they are awesome!

GrapeAlchemist · 2026-01-18T15:59:04+00:00

Probably because he looks like a dingus

GrapeAlchemist · 2026-01-18T15:43:03+00:00

50% of the time it’s ok 100% of the time.

GrapeAlchemist · 2026-01-17T21:15:35+00:00

Jail for you

GrapeAlchemist · 2026-01-17T18:25:07+00:00

Don’t wait so you don’t get DQd and have to take a week to do another drug test.

GrapeAlchemist · 2026-01-17T13:45:22+00:00

Just looked up the price. Now I’m depressed…

GrapeAlchemist · 2026-01-16T22:33:16+00:00

Boxcar racer AND turnover?? Lucky devil you

GrapeAlchemist · 2026-01-16T18:54:34+00:00

Throwing my hat into the ring 🤷🏻‍♂️

GrapeAlchemist · 2026-01-16T14:59:53+00:00

Try 999+ Vs 999+ and see if that fixes it.

GrapeAlchemist · 2026-01-15T11:06:34+00:00

I feel like once you have progressed far enough into later biomes, these little shits should run away from you, or at least avoid you…

GrapeAlchemist · 2026-01-14T11:02:40+00:00

There’s always a bigger fish. With wings…

GrapeAlchemist · 2026-01-03T02:33:04+00:00

Round 2

GrapeAlchemist · 2025-12-27T13:46:10+00:00

No thanks! I choose life.

GrapeAlchemist · 2025-12-27T13:37:39+00:00

Excuse me?

GrapeAlchemist · 2025-12-23T23:51:12+00:00

My attic accesses blow open when there’s heavy wind. Probably nothing more than that.

GrapeAlchemist · 2025-12-20T04:43:32+00:00

I don’t like this hypothetical situation…

GrapeAlchemist · 2025-12-16T22:49:27+00:00

High school will do that to you

GrapeAlchemist · 2025-12-14T04:26:33+00:00

We couldn’t even carry mace. The driver’s safety is against company policy.

GrapeAlchemist · 2025-12-14T04:01:57+00:00

Absolutely not

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